Part One

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Gaara is like ;D
Akemi slaps her forehead. Gaara jumps on the Beast, singing:
"FUZZY!!!!!"

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"I'm not FUZZY!" he roared. "I'm human! Or I... was..."
"What happened, Master?" squeaked Cogsworth.
"I don't know. The moment you two left for Japan I turned back into... this... Back to business: Did you get the GIRL?"
"Yes sir of course we did," Coggles said quickly, intimidated by his Master as always. "Here she is, her name is Akemi, she's quite the player, and now, if you will excuse me, I have some *cough* business to attend to..." *PUDDDDDDDDIIIIINGSAAAAAKKEEEGETTINGDRUNKNESS!*

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Akemi scoffed, and pried Gaara off of Adam. "Yo, I am not one to be fucked aound with asswhole, and I can read minds. So any thoughts you don't want me to hear, shut em out now."

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She carried on, much to the ness of everyone else. "I am 18 years old and still a virgin and i plan to keep it that way! Just back off before you get in over your head!"

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"I AM THE PRINCE OF FRANCE!" cried Adam. "You DO NOT adress me in this way! You're my new plaything. Come on, I'll show you your room."
"How come you get a big teddy bear?" Sasugay whined to Akemi.
Coggie-kun tried to sneak away....

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((She's a VIRGIN? That's a surprise X333))

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"PLAYTHING!? TAKE INO SHE'S THE PLAYGIRL AROUND HERE!!" Akemi pointed furiously at Ino who was standing out like everyone else was in black and white and she was in color.

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"Look at the pretty colors daddy!" cried Sasugay.
"ME??? YOU'RE the one who's going out with, let's see... Lumiere, Neji, Gaara, Rock Lee, Shikamaru, Sasuke (WTF?), Cogsworth (or so he said under the influence of sake), Dave, Prince Adam..." Ino counted on her fingers.

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It was too late. Ino had been dragged over to Adam and plopped into his arms. "Have fun, you two!!" Akemi smiled innocently and waved.

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"So THIS is the girl my servants got me as a suivinere (spelling?) from Konoha," mused Adam. "Well, she's not as pretty as Belle but--"
"EXCUSE ME?" Ino scoffed.
"--she'll do," said the Beast. "What are the rest of you doing here?" His temper rose as he noticed Akemi, Shikamaru, Gaara, Neji, Sasugay and Dave standing around.

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Akemi quickly said, "Well, Lumiere thought I was hot so he wanted me to come, I wouldnt come without Gaara and Neji, Ino hacked the internet on the plane and seeped out of the screens of the mini TV's on the plane, and the authors of our little world decided to have Shikamaru, Kankuro and (spur of the moment) Lee come along."

Everyone:

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"What about me?" asked Sasugay. "And my dad! Dad...?"
His dad and Jean-Claude were... happily engaged...
IN CONVERSATION!
And as a result, Dave was expecting...
A LETTER IN THE MAIL!
((glow in the dark pocketwatch 8P))

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"Oh, and Dave here had sex with a male bartender and had a gay baby because of the awkward silence thousands of miles away. t\and they both came for gay reasons...."

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"Gay?" muttered Adam. "What in the world...?"
Suddenly the most adorable, awesome OFU ever walked over hiccuping slightly. "Hi guys!" He waved and was thrown off balance, falling to the floor where he hiccuped some more. "Did you know Chef Bouche lived in Japan for ten years? He knows all about Japanese food... like.... SAKE! AND he makes mean pudding too." He laughed, happy with himself.

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"Just show us our rooms Fuzzy." Akemi scowled. "who's Belle anyway? She sees like one of those perfect heroines that is always wearing their trademark dress or gardening."