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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Oct 6, 2007 20:35:31 GMT -5
((Ah okay)) "Thankyouthankyouthankyou! In beast form I can't have se--I mean, admire your beauty," Adam said. "MAKEMEHUMANTWU." Everyone ignored Cogsworth, the poor little chubby drunk guy. ((I read only the first few sentences and ALREADY I know I'm reading the funniest fanfic ever: www.fanfiction.net/s/2958329/1/Beauty_and_the_Shameless_Parody)) |
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Post by IGGY on Oct 6, 2007 20:44:11 GMT -5
((ZOMG I READ THE LUMI PART YOU ARE A BAAAD GIRL CHELS!!)) "Hey Dave, get your hand out of Gaara's pants, you're creeping him out."  "Stupid boy. I will never have enough shoes!" Gaara: "Hey I think I prefer Dave's hand in my pants over you saying things about..." He shudders. "SHOES." |
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Post by IGGY on Oct 6, 2007 20:45:28 GMT -5
((I think I must go for the night.    bye)) |
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Post by IGGY on Oct 7, 2007 9:50:48 GMT -5
"So will you show us to our rooms, please?" Akemi smirked at Adam. "See, if I am teated nicely, I can be a polite person. Moral of story: Don't piss me off!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Oct 7, 2007 10:37:58 GMT -5
((Hey Christie I didn't write that story. I just found it 8P By the way congrats on your 200th post!))
Dave looked at Gaara sadly. "But it's so nice inside your pants."
"LETSGETSOMESHOES!" blubbered Cogsworth.
The Beast sighed. "Come on, let's go." He led them upstairs to the guest bedroom.
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Post by IGGY on Oct 7, 2007 12:23:01 GMT -5
"Yay!! Hotel de France!" Akemi stretched and went over to hold Shika's hand. Seeing the  expression on Adams face that clearly said "I've given you a second chance don't screw it up by calling my elegant castle a hotel. Even if it is the family business." |
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Oct 7, 2007 16:28:33 GMT -5
"It is NOT a hotel," muttered Adam. "I'm giving you a secon chance, so don't abuse it!"
"Master, I could show Akemi to her room," suggested Lumiere with a familiar twinkle in his eye.
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Post by IGGY on Oct 8, 2007 9:49:22 GMT -5
Akemi looked horrified. "Hey I know what you're thinking! Literally! Just stop it with the wierd pervyness! I am a ninja and I am not afraid to use my sword!" Sakura says "Hey Akemi-chan we arent supposed to kill people..." Akemi turned on her. "Shut up!! You only had a part of his pervness in the beginning of this story! I had most of the whole thing..." Lee is like  "SUCH YOUTH!!" |
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Post by IGGY on Oct 8, 2007 9:56:10 GMT -5
Akemi sighed (anime fall where the legs or feet are the only thing showing) "Lee, thats not a good thing. Imagine having to be stuck with Jiraiya all day for 2 days and anything you do even if it's the tiniest little thing makes him think you''re in love with him?" Lee had an anime sweat drop. "Oh..." Akemi smiled kindly. "I still love you!" she hugged him. "Yay! youth!" |
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Oct 10, 2007 17:39:54 GMT -5
Lumiere glared and turned away. "Akemi, I will never understand you. All I want is your love, and you leave me for some child with enormous eyelashes."
Suddenly a maid with dark, pretty hair peered her head into the room. "Lumiere! I see you!" Giggling, she flounced up to him and kissed him lovingly on the lips. Lumiere's face showed surprise, yet bliss.
((you made me write Lumiere/Babette.... ewwww. ><))
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Post by IGGY on Oct 10, 2007 17:47:22 GMT -5
Akemi had a tample throb. "WHO. IS. THAT. LUMI?"
She looked for her fan thing, ready to bludgeon.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Oct 10, 2007 17:50:09 GMT -5
"This is Babette, the castle maid," said Lumiere, attempting playfully to pry her from his face. The maid was unscathed and pressed her lips to his. "Oh, Lumiere, you are so wonderful in so many ways, I love--" And then she saw Akemi. "Cherie, who is THAT?" She said the word "that" like Chelsea says "Babette."  |
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Post by IGGY on Oct 10, 2007 17:50:16 GMT -5
"Lumiere I did not leave you! Lee is one of my best friends. That's all. I still love you but apparently you love another..." She throbbed again.
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Post by IGGY on Oct 10, 2007 17:51:56 GMT -5
"My name is Akemi Fujisako and I will kill you for kissing my Lumi!" Akemi brought out her fan. "Gorakuke no Jutsu! Smashing Fan combo!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Oct 10, 2007 17:54:14 GMT -5
Babette shrieked. "What are you doing, you ugly insolent foreigner?! Lumiere are you seeing someone else?" She sounded shocked and hurt. "I am the most wonderful girl in all of France you leave me for this WEIRDO?"
"No, Babette! I love--well, Akemi--Babette... oh..." Lumiere looked at the two girls, desperately trying to make up his mind.
"It's hopeless, my dear," hiccuped the wise drunkard Coggie, "you KNOW they both love me."
((LOL she JUST noticed Lumiere was cheating on her?))
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"Stupid boy. I will never have enough shoes!"
bye))
expression on Adams face that clearly said "I've given you a second chance don't screw it up by calling my elegant castle a hotel. Even if it is the family business."
"SUCH YOUTH!!" 