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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 19:49:42 GMT -5
Akemi giggled and rolled her eyes. "Hey Shika, can I take Lumi camping for a few days? To catch up, you know. We haven't talked in 4 years... and we met up on the wrong foot. Please?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 20:11:41 GMT -5
Shika sighed. "Okay. Just make sure you two don't get... a little TOO friendly up there, okay?"
Meanwhile, Lumi was thinking, *Okay, now all I have to do is figure out what "camping" is, and I am all good!*
And then they saw a security guard walk over to Suki and Lee. "This man"--he was holding Dave by the ear--"has been sexually harrassing your MALE guests ever since he arrived!"
Dave spluttered. "But--I can explain--"
Rod's eyes looked teary. "David, are you... cheating on me?"
"No, Rodney, I--"
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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 20:13:35 GMT -5
Akemi sighed, sprinting over and hitting the guard. "OFF." She glared. She held Rod by the shoulders and said reassuringly, "Rod-san, he's OBVIOUSLY drunk. He'd NEVER cheat on you if he were sober, trust me."
She turned to Suki. "Sorry, Suki."
"It's totally fine," Suki said sweetly.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 20:15:15 GMT -5
Dave blinked some of the drunkness out of his eyes. "Uhhh Akemi why'd you hit that guard? He was seriously *urp* hot."
Rod, despite himself, burst into tears. "Oh, I KNOW he's drunk, but all the same..."
Lumi and Shika each began to slowly inch away from Dave.
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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 20:17:11 GMT -5
((Bodie's note: this is the forum's 4,000th post!  )) Akemi shot Dave a look and hugged Rod. "Hey, buddy, it's fine, don't CRY!" She smiled. Gaara kept glancing at Lee & Suki, thinking, *Lucky Suki... she actually got him. I, on the other hand, wasn't man enough to ask him out when I had the chance.* |
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 20:18:15 GMT -5
Dave eyed Gaara. "Hey, dude, you look hot. Are you bi? Or at least gay?"
Rod slapped him. "BAD David...! I, I'm sorry, Gaara..."
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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 20:19:40 GMT -5
Akemi cried, "NOW THEY'RE BICHSLAPPING EACH OTHER! Okay, you know what? I give up." She walked over to the table Lumi & Shika were sitting at. She sat in between them and asked, "Lumi, you DO know what camping IS, correct?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 20:20:54 GMT -5
Lumi had a sweatdrop. "Of COURSE I know what camping is. I am offended that you would even consider that I might not!"
"...you don't know, do you?" said Shika. He turned to Akemi, and pointing at Lumiere, said, "You SURE you wanna go camping with this guy?"
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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 20:22:10 GMT -5
Akemi laughed. "Yeah, I'm sure. Camping is when you get tents and sleeping bags and stuff into the mountains or woods and just... sleep there. It's fun to make or cook your own food on a camping trip, too."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 20:24:03 GMT -5
"So it is like just living in the wild for a day," Lumi observed, "along with someone you lov--are friends with." "Watch it, Frenchperv," hissed Shika. "Once false step and I'll call HIM on you." He gestured towards Coggie, who had taken to asking every waiter "SakePLZ?  " several times in a row, but as he had already drank all the party's sake, he was facing a bit of a problem. |
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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 20:24:55 GMT -5
Akemi shook her head. "THREE days. And Shi-kun, I can take perfectly good care of myself." She stuck out her tongue defiantly.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 20:26:33 GMT -5
Shika stuck his tongue out back. "Huh, I'm not so sure."
Lumi had a delayed reaction to Shika's comment a minute ago, and flinched. "COGSWORTH?! Oh, no, Monsieur Shikamaru," he said quickly, "I will behave."
"I'm a weapon!" babbled Coggie, overhearing their discussion. "I'm a secret weapon of MASS DESTRUCTION so watch out for me! Maybe I'm even a NINJA!"
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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 20:28:13 GMT -5
Akemi held Shika's hand. "Well, I AM sure." She turned to Lumi. "We should go tomorrow. The party's almost over, I'll go do my song." She went over and sang Tattoo by Jordin Sparks.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 20:29:24 GMT -5
TIME SKIP O' DOOM
The next day, Lumiere and Akemi were both packed and ready to go camping. Lumi had several pervy things planned, and the two of them met outside Akemi's house. "So where are we going to go?" asked Lumi.
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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 20:30:19 GMT -5
Akemi pointed to the top of the stone Hokage faces. "Past the Hokage cliff, there's a really good camping forest," she said. "It's got lots of good spots."
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" several times in a row, but as he had already drank all the party's sake, he was facing a bit of a problem.