Part Two

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"I know, Ke-chan, I know." He paused. "Yes. So. Uh, at some point we should probably get baby supplies. And we need to tell Bakiri. And"--a smile slipped onto Shika'a face--"isn't your birthday coming up?"

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Akemi nodded happily. "Yep! Let's go!" She dragged him to the stores and bought a lot of stuff. A LOT. They went home and Akemi called for Bakiri. "Shika, you tell him!"

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"Hi guys!" said Bakiri happily.
"Um... Bakiri... you know how we had that talk about a sibling?" asked Shika.
"Yep!"
"Well, uh, Akemi and I, well, we uh..."
"You had sex?"
Shika's mouth fell open. "WHAT?!"
"I asked if you had sex. You know, that's where babies come from?"

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Akemi gasped and hit Shika upside the head. "I blame you. Or Dave." She burst into uncontrollable laughter.

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"Dave. It was all Dave's fault," muttered Shika.
"No, it was Sasugay's," said Bakiri cheerily. "And plus, doesn't EVERYONE know by age ELEVEN?"
"Well, yeah," admitted Shika. "Okay, Bakiri... Akemi and I... Akemi is having a baby."
"So you DID have sex."

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Akemi had a headdesk. "Jeez, Bakiri, you are really....educated.....for your age." She said crossly, "Just don't YOU go doing anything sexual. Especially with Sasugay. No matter how mmuch he offers you. Don't have sex with Sasugay, Bakiri!" She saw Shika's O.O face and said, "What?!"

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"With... Sasugay?" Bakiri laughed. "Sorry, Akemi, but I'm not gay. And plus, I don't think he's even in town. Wait, no, he was at the party, so he could be. And wait a minute... you said you two had a baby?"
Shika nodded.
"YAAAY! When're they gonna come out?"

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Akemi did an anime fall. She had a nosebleed from Bakiri's pervness. "Gah! I can't handle this!" She shook her head and went to get a tissue. "Geez, Sasugay, must you sex-ed EVERY boy you see?! Seriously," She said to nobody in particular.

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Meanwhile...
"Daddy, Konoha is BORING," complained the four-year-old Sasugay, seated on the couch.
"No it's not!" protested Dave.
"That's easy for you to say! There's plenty of twenty-year-old men you can have sex with! But there's no one my age here."
"What about that Bakiri fellow? He's a charming young man."
"Dad, he's eleven. I'm four." But Sasugay knew Bakiri was the closest to his age he was going to get, and for some reason their intellect was rather similar, Sasugay having been an evil-genius-perv baby. He went to Bakiri's house and knocked on the door.

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((Sasugay is eight now you fool))

Akemi answered the door. When she saw the little gay boy, she had a nosebleed and shouted, "S-Shika! It's for you!"

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((right. XD well technically he's four...))

Shika answered and stared at Sasugay for a minute. Then he called into the house, "Bakiri, it's for you!"
Bakiri came running. "Coming!" He laughed when he saw Sasugay. "Perfect timing! We were just talking about you!"

((umm Christie when is Akemi's birthday? like how many days from now?))

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((Two, three weeks. hey she can have the kid after her birthday!))

Akemi slapped her forehead. "Sasugay, don't think anything pervy. Now, mingle, children, mingle!" She caught herself and said, "Not THAT type of mingle, Sasugay, you little perv."

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Sasugay frowned. "I am NOT a perv, Akemi. Just because my dad is a gay sex addict, doesn't mean I am just because I'm gay too. Geeze, talk about racist." But as soon as he and Bakiri were alone, he whispered, "Hey, wanna have sex?"
Bakiri blinked. "WHAT?!"

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Akemi sighed as she shut the door. "I hope he doesn't ask him anyway. Sasugay was always too smart for his own good."

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Bakiri's eyes darted around the room. "Uh, I gotta go to the bathroom..."
He ran into Akemi's room. "AKEMI SASUGAY ASKED ME IF I WANTED TO--"