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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 21:12:31 GMT -5
Akemi flinched. "Y-yeah, I guess." She and Lumi had an awkward silence. "So, let's take that walk now, shall we?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 21:13:42 GMT -5
Lumi was like, "Sadamai? We... had... awkward... sex?"
"No, awkward SILENCE," said Dave.
"Oh. WAIT A SECOND, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!" asked Lumi angrily.
Dave grimaced. "You REALLY wanna know?"
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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 21:14:24 GMT -5
Akemi stared. "H-hi Dave... why are you in the forest? Why are you here?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 21:15:25 GMT -5
"Well, ya see, Akemi, one day two gay men fell in love and had a baby. They thought the baby would be corrupted... but, as you can see, I'm not!" He beamed. "And I'm in the woods because Rod kicked me out for cheating on him." He frowned. "Not that I blame him, of course."
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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 21:16:15 GMT -5
Akemi said, "But you were drunk, and the two of you were married!" She looked at Lumi in worry.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 21:16:56 GMT -5
"It's okay. Rod kicks his boyfriends out a lot. It happened with Nicky, it happened with me." Dave shrugged.
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Post by IGGY on Feb 11, 2008 21:18:10 GMT -5
Akemi looked at him sadly and hugged her friend. "This is simply a test of your dedication. You go right back and there and you give Rod a big... uh... kiss! Yeah! And gay sex!" She grinned, thrilled with herself. ((me: o.O -__-U))
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 11, 2008 21:19:05 GMT -5
Dave laughed playfully. "Okay, Akemi, that's what I'll do!" He ran off into the woods to go sex Rod.
Lumi blinked. "Oookaaaay... so, uh, Akemi, want to have our walk NOW?"
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Post by IGGY on Feb 21, 2008 19:25:14 GMT -5
Akemi turned and nodded. "Yeah, walk. Yeah."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 21, 2008 19:25:56 GMT -5
"Okay." Lumi and Akemi walked in silence for a minute. Finally Lumi said, "It is beautiful, this part of the woods."
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Post by IGGY on Feb 21, 2008 19:26:32 GMT -5
Akemi nodded. "Yeah." She could have sworn she was blushing, but she denied it.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 21, 2008 19:29:15 GMT -5
Lumi raised his eyebrows at the color of her face, but said nothing. Just then, they heard a rustling in a bush in front of them...
((gaspdoom! You decide what it is))
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Post by IGGY on Feb 21, 2008 19:30:03 GMT -5
Akemi, totally forgetting that she was a ninja, screamed and hid behind Lumi.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 21, 2008 19:31:13 GMT -5
Lumi swallowed fearfully and called, "Who's there?"
He got no answer. The bush rustled again.
"Do not worry, Ke-kun, I will protect you," he muttered, when out of the bush came...
...a cat. Brye looked up at them, her eyes wide and questioning.
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Post by IGGY on Feb 21, 2008 19:54:44 GMT -5
Akemi had an anime fall. "C-cat..." She blushed in embarassment and a big anime sweat drop rested on her head. "It's only Brye, heh heh!" She slapped her forehead. "Sorry."
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