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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Mar 15, 2008 13:58:35 GMT -5
Christmas smiled warmly. "Don't wolly, Nicky joke a rot." She glared heatedly at him, still angry about the soap.
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Post by IGGY on Mar 15, 2008 13:59:30 GMT -5
Nicky recoiled. "HEY. I know what you're thinkin'. It was the ONLY bar of soap, Christmas." Suki was redder than a tomato.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Mar 15, 2008 14:02:29 GMT -5
"Onry one bal of soap? Werr, you stirr not need to get HAIL in SOAP!" Christmas Eve fumed. "Nevel mind, moving on... you held about that singer coming? Rucy or something?"
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Post by IGGY on Mar 15, 2008 14:03:59 GMT -5
Nicky shrugged. "Yeah, I think so." He sighed, then said to Suki, "Suki, um... I'm afraid my good friend Rod is a closet homosexual."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Mar 15, 2008 14:04:56 GMT -5
Suddenly they heard a sharp intake of breath, and their heads turned to see Rod standing next to them. "NICKY?! What... what did you just say about me?" "Uh oh," Christmas muttered, shaking her head.
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Post by IGGY on Mar 15, 2008 14:09:21 GMT -5
Nicky headdesked, then said quickly, "Yes, I'm afraid my good friend Rod has an undescended testicle!" Suki twitched and her face (if possible) got even redder. "An undescended WHAT? Rod... Rodney... is that... true?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Mar 15, 2008 14:14:28 GMT -5
"No, of course not," said Rod angrily. "Nicky, what on earth...? Stop spreading lies about me or... I'll... I'll... I'll make you pay rent next month!"
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Post by IGGY on Mar 15, 2008 14:15:19 GMT -5
Nicky recoiled. "No, not the RENT!" Suki sighed. "Thank goodness."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Mar 15, 2008 14:16:54 GMT -5
Rod's eyes narrowed. "Well, Nicky, if you do not want to pay the rent, then what are we going to avoid from now on?"
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Post by IGGY on Mar 15, 2008 14:17:55 GMT -5
Nicky sighed in defeat. "Spread lies about undescended testicles," he said as if it was routine. Suki had a nose bleed and she said, "Uh, R-Rodney..." She blushed even more.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Mar 15, 2008 14:19:28 GMT -5
Rod headdesked. "Yes, Nicholas, good for you." Sighing, he made to go back into his and Nicky's apartment. Christmas Eve nudged Suki. "Suki, you like Rod, yes?" she said softly in Japanese. "Go ask him out! Do it! Man respond to aggresive woman! I would know."
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Post by IGGY on Mar 15, 2008 14:21:41 GMT -5
Suki blushed and ran over to Rod. "Uh, R-Rodney... w-would you like to have dinner w/ me tomorrow?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Mar 15, 2008 14:24:22 GMT -5
Rod's face flushed. "Like... like a DATE?" He laughed nervously. "Um...."
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Post by IGGY on Mar 15, 2008 14:25:19 GMT -5
Suki blushed, thinking that he didn't like her. "Nonothinglikethatonlyasfriends."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Mar 15, 2008 14:29:11 GMT -5
"Oh, all right," said Rod, sounding suddenly relieved. "Yeah... yeah, sure! Where do you want to go?"
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