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ASGSA
Dec 26, 2007 11:07:14 GMT -5
Post by ♪Becky♪ on Dec 26, 2007 11:07:14 GMT -5
Ask stupid questions,get stupid answers.
Why do birds fly?
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ASGSA
Dec 26, 2007 11:25:11 GMT -5
Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 26, 2007 11:25:11 GMT -5
Cause it's too far to walk where they want to go.
Why does Sparky make electricity?
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ASGSA
Dec 26, 2007 11:34:31 GMT -5
Post by ♪Becky♪ on Dec 26, 2007 11:34:31 GMT -5
Because he can't make pancakes.
Sparky: So? My waffles are da bomb!
Why do feet stink?
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ASGSA
Dec 26, 2007 14:43:48 GMT -5
Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 26, 2007 14:43:48 GMT -5
They forgot to put on deoderant.
Why is this forum called Aloha, Stitch Fans!?
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ASGSA
Dec 27, 2007 8:33:56 GMT -5
Post by ♪Becky♪ on Dec 27, 2007 8:33:56 GMT -5
Because 'Toodlepip, Stitch Fans" just doesn't sound right?
Why are marshmallows so good?
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ASGSA
Dec 27, 2007 10:11:44 GMT -5
Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 27, 2007 10:11:44 GMT -5
'Cause they're named after Marsha.
Why is duct tape silver?
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ASGSA
Dec 27, 2007 10:13:15 GMT -5
Post by ♪Becky♪ on Dec 27, 2007 10:13:15 GMT -5
( XD )
Because it'd look yucky if it was brown.
Why are N and O side by side in the alphabet?
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ASGSA
Dec 27, 2007 10:23:51 GMT -5
Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 27, 2007 10:23:51 GMT -5
So when people ask at the end of the alphabet song, "Next time won't you sing with me?" you can say "N-O, NO!"
Why am I dancing right now?
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ASGSA
Dec 28, 2007 11:42:12 GMT -5
Post by ♪Becky♪ on Dec 28, 2007 11:42:12 GMT -5
Because you've got ants in your pants.
Why am I wearing some many necklaces and bracelets?
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ASGSA
Jan 4, 2008 21:15:19 GMT -5
Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 4, 2008 21:15:19 GMT -5
Cause jewelry is SHINEH.
Why are potatoes not fluffy?
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ASGSA
Jan 4, 2008 21:50:53 GMT -5
Post by ♪Becky♪ on Jan 4, 2008 21:50:53 GMT -5
Because they're dirty.
Why do I like peanut butter?
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ASGSA
Jan 5, 2008 9:52:59 GMT -5
Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 5, 2008 9:52:59 GMT -5
Because it's peanut butter jelly time!
Why do you apparently have no life?
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ASGSA
Jan 5, 2008 11:08:21 GMT -5
Post by ♪Becky♪ on Jan 5, 2008 11:08:21 GMT -5
Because monkeys fly.
Why do monekys fly?
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ASGSA
Jan 5, 2008 11:49:31 GMT -5
Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 5, 2008 11:49:31 GMT -5
Because hippos are too heavy.
Why is Angel pink?
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ASGSA
Jan 5, 2008 17:40:01 GMT -5
Post by ♪Becky♪ on Jan 5, 2008 17:40:01 GMT -5
Becuase Elmo is red.
Why do I smell pancakes?
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