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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 17:03:05 GMT -5
That there was my 400th post~ 8P that's right, be jealous!
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 17:03:33 GMT -5
"what the--no its not like that!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 17:04:37 GMT -5
"Yes it iiiiiis," Lumiere bragged. "I got you to fall for me instead of Gaaaaara! Or Neji, or Cogsworth, or Sa-soo-kee, or Ino..."
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 17:05:31 GMT -5
"WTF?? Ino? where in the world did that come from? Oh no its that porn book!"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 17:06:11 GMT -5
"okay put the porn down and back away slowly!" you get a kunai out.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 17:06:48 GMT -5
((XDDDDDDDDDDDD Lumi ish gay. <3 Like Dave!!!!!))
"MY porn book!" Lumiere clutched the book defensively. "And what is wrong with Ino? She is almost as hot as you are. But of course, not NEARLY as smexy," he added smoothly.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 17:07:41 GMT -5
"omfg you were born for pervyness...just wait until you meet jiraiya....he'll just encourage you."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 17:10:32 GMT -5
"I am deeply offended!" cried Lumiere indignantly. "All right, moving on... are we almost there?" On the way to the movie theatre (British spelling yay!), Lumiere glanced in the window of a shop and saw Cogsworth loudly telling the other Konaha-ians about how Europe was sooooo-much better. Mostly because of pudding. The only reason Naruto was still listening was because hey, he could eat Cogsworth's ramen! ^^
Lumiere sighed. *Typical.*
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 17:10:53 GMT -5
I slap him hard. "I wouldnt fall for you, because kashi-kun is way cooler and cuter and hes your age. you cant even comepete with my sensei! My teacher is way awesomer than you." I blush. "But then again...He has no accent....anyway, I love Gaara and Neji not some overaged, awesome-accented perv from france!"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 17:11:37 GMT -5
"AAHH!!" I hit myself. "dont compliment his accent, he'll think you like him!!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 17:15:45 GMT -5
((overaged perv from France? that's a new one))
"You like my accent? Why thank you, mademoiselle," said Lumiere. "I know you like me, deep down, somewhere in your heart. Even though I am French, even though I was a candelabra for ten years, even though I am too old for you and you think I am a pervert, you still love me!"
((note how he told her he was once a candelabra. uh oh plot twist!!!))
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 17:18:03 GMT -5
"you were a what?!" I am totally freaked out. "okay, you're cute for a Frenchie, I'll give you that, but I'm totally not attracted to guys who think they were inanimate objects for a period of time!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 17:20:28 GMT -5
"No, it is true!" Lumiere said quickly. "I can prove it!" He called into the window of the nearest shop, "COGSWORTH! Wasn't it true that we were objects for ten years?"
"Idiot, can you not remember? Of course," said Cogsworth. "Leave me alone. I want no part in your perverted attempts to charm a lady."
"SEE?" asked Lumiere.
Akemi wasn't too convinced. Coggie had a large cup of Japanese beer in his hand.
((<3 Ho hum, this is why I love him so...
JUST LIKE DAVE!!!! <333333))
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 17:25:02 GMT -5
"NARUTO!!! WTF were you thinking? We don't give the noobs SAKE!!! have you lost your mind you little ramen vacuum!?!?!?!?!"
I slap Lumie just for fun. Then I realize he was checking me out! I hit him really hard. "Pervert!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 17:27:53 GMT -5
"I AM NOT a pervert, for the last time!" cried Lumiere.
Cogsworth stared at Akemi with a strange look in his eye. "What's sake?"
......*oh LORD* thought Lumiere. "Perhaps we should, er, get going..."
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