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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 2, 2007 15:35:58 GMT -5
"If this is Pablo Hat Dance," Shika began angrily, "then F*** OFF, YOU CREEP! LEAVE MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE!"
"...It's Bakiri."
"Oh."
"Who's Pablo Hat Dance? And what's f*** mean?"
"...nevermind."
"I was wondering when I were gonna come pick me up...?"
Shika relayed Bakiri's message to Akemi. "So, when should we?"
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Post by IGGY on Dec 2, 2007 15:38:10 GMT -5
"Soon, in an hour or so," AKemi said, shrugging. she quickly finished her suicide poem, then saw Shika like -__-U She waved her hands in protest and said hurriedly, "What?! I was only finishing!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 2, 2007 15:41:23 GMT -5
"It doesn't matter. It's still a poem about my love killing herself," said Shika crossly. He sighed. "First you comtemplate suicide, then I accidentally say the F-word in front of Bakiri. This is not a good morning for me..."
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Post by IGGY on Dec 2, 2007 15:42:46 GMT -5
Akemi aughed and ruffled his hair. "I like it!"
((gtg tennis))
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 2, 2007 15:43:38 GMT -5
((okay))
"Like it? You mean my hair? Um, thanks." Shika nervously ran a hand through it. "Think I should keep it this way?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 4, 2007 18:53:31 GMT -5
Meanwhile, in France...
Cogsworth tisked at Lumiere. "Look at you, in such a sorry state. I'd never get like THAT, no matter how depressing my life was! Get back to work."
Lumiere eyed him angrily. He thought about adding that the only reason Coggie never lost his mind and started acting odd because when life got him down, Cogsworth simply got drunk, but decided not to.
"I think I know what's wrong," Cogsworth teased.
Lumiere sighed. Did he HAVE to rub it in? "What, Cogsworth?" Lumi asked flatly.
"You, my friend, have not had sex with a girl in days, so you've fallen into a depression," said Cogsworth smugly, happy to have his friend figured out. "I mean, seriously, Lumiere. You do not even have one GIRLFRIEND."
This finally was the straw that broke the camel's back. How DARE Cogsworth butt into his private business with Akemi and Babette?! "I have a girlfriend!" protested Lumiere, his face growing hot.
"Oh, really?" Cogsworth smirked. "And who would that be?"
Lumiere glared him down and said calmly:
"Ohhhh...
I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
She couldn't be sweeter
I wish you could meet her,
My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
Her name is Alberta
She live in Vancouver
She cooks like my mother
And sucks like a Hoover.
I e-mail her every single day
Just to make sure that everything's okay.
It's a pity she lives so far away, in Canada!
Last week she was here, but she had the flu.
Too bad
'Cause I wanted to introduce her to you
It's so sad
There wasn't a thing that she could do
But stay in bed with her legs up over her head!
Oh!
I wish you could meet my girlfriend,
But you can't because she is in Canada.
I love her, I miss her, I can't wait to kiss her,
So soon I'll be off to Alberta!
I mean Vancouver!
Shet! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancou--
She's my girlfriend!
My wonderful girlfriend!
Yes I have a girlfriend, who lives in Canada!!
And I can't wait to eat her girl thingy again!"
He laughed nervously at the end. Coggie was like O.O;.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 5, 2007 20:23:50 GMT -5
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Post by IGGY on Dec 8, 2007 13:21:10 GMT -5
Akemi smiled and nodded. "Yep. I love it down, it looks really nice." She loved Shikamaru's hair, all stringy and not well brushed. It was one of the things she really coveted over. But not like a fangirl.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 8, 2007 13:24:27 GMT -5
Shikamaru smiled happily. "Akemi, I love you more than I've ever loved anyone. Let it stay that way."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Mar 16, 2008 16:59:34 GMT -5
THE END. XP
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