Part One

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Akemi kissed his cheek. "Thank you, Shika!" She turned to go out of the room, but stopped and said, "I'll call Konohamaru, Bakiri can sleepover or something, I don't really want him meeting these people..."

((Hah....an afternoon alone with my favorite book.))

[bodie the almighty and awesome]

((XDDDDD Broadway musicals of the 1940s.))

Shikamaru nodded. "Yeah. Uh, who are you inviting...?"

Dave asked the waiter to give them a table in the "Couples' Room." Rod headdesked.
"Dave, I'm sorry, but I am NOT gay."
"Aww, yes you are."
"No I'm NOT! I hate you; this date is OVER!"
Dave started to cry. "But... why....?"
Rod sighed. "Oh, FINE. But just this once."

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"Oh, just Deidara, Sasori, Tobi and Itatchi-sensei!" Akemi counted off her fingers and beamed. "Oh, maybe Hidan, too."

((No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?))

[bodie the almighty and awesome]

((HI ROD!
Hi Nicki...))

"ATASUKI???" Shikamaru stared at her. "I spent a lot of time with those people, and let me tell you, they're not very good company. But if you really want to, I suppose you can. I thought you were thinking of, um, strange people we'd met in our travels or something."

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((Chels its AKATSUKI.))
"Ohh, we'll be fine. As long as we don't let Hidan bleed on the floor, keep Tobi away from sake and sugar, make sure Itatchi-sensei doesn't kill someone's clan, refrain Deidara from blowing stuff up, and prevent Sasori from killing people to make them puppets, we're all good!"

((Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning.))

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((gtg dinner))

[bodie the almighty and awesome]

((XD right, I knew that))

"Okay," said Shika, as if it was the most normal thing in the world.
Bakiri ran in. "What's goin' on, Akemi?"
The phone rang. Again.

((This guy was smiling at me and talking to me
Rod:....That's very interesting...
Nicki: He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!))

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"Bakiri, how would you like to, um, have a sleepover at Konohamaru's place?" Akemi picked up the phone. "Yes, who's calling?"


((Well, why are you telling me this? Why should I care?! I don't care.))

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((you posted at 6:26. Stitch! ))

"A sleepover at Konohamaru's? That would be awesome!" cried Bakiri. "We could stay up all night playing hide and go seek!"
"Hola," said the dude on the other end of the phone with an obviously fake Mexican accent, like he was trying to hide another accent behind it. "I live in Mehico, and I was on vacation in Egypt when you were there. I could not help marveling at your beauty, Mademoise--I mean, Senorita. Would you like to have dinner with me tomorrow night?"

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AKemi screamed into the phone, "Why would I be interested in some freak Mexican---oh. LUMIERE YOU BASTARD STOP CALLING ME!!"

((zomg IT SHOWS BASTARD!! they forgot a bad word! Shame, shame. Hidan would be thrilled.))

[bodie the almighty and awesome]

((o.o it does? kewl! BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD! pockethingych. XD))

"My name is not Lumiere," said the Mexican too quickly. "I am, uh, Pablo... Pablo... Hat Dance. Yes. Pablo Hat Dance. That is my name."

((Mexican hat dance. X3 he thinks hat dance is a Mexican word))

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((I just posted reply number 1000 to this thread! 8DDDDD))

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((Cool!! Ohh, guess what? I'm doing a story! But it won't be so lame as the others I promise!! I'll fill you in later....Cauz I'm too lazy to say the basic plot now.))

Akemi had a sweatdrop half the size of her head. "Lumiere, where's Cogsworth?"

((Ha she's gonna trick him))

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((okay this is my new story:
Kyou Idisu, a Suna ninja, was hated by Gaara since they first met. SHe didn't hate him or think of him as a friend, just a person. Later, Gaara killed Kyou's parents. One year after that, he tried to kill her, so she ran away. Her uncle, Yura, was a spy for Akatsuki under Sasori's control, but she doesn't know that until part 2 is starting. She comes to Konoha and she is assigned Naruto's team, where she thinks Sasuke and Naruto are cute. Kiba becomes her BFF, and she's living with Izumo and Kotetsu, the proctors of the second Chunin Exam. her are their piccys:
Izumo:

Kotetsu:


This is a piccy I found that kinda looks like Kyou:


she really looks like that pic of a girl that I had as an avvie once on B&S, the one with the cool light brown hair and blue eyes, exept I used paint to make her eyes green and it turned out very well for me.

[bodie the almighty and awesome]

((cool! sorry about the long pause, I was finishing my Latin homework))

"I am not Lumiere! I am Pablo Hat Dance, from Mehico! And I have never heard of this, uh, Cogsworth, person."