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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 19:12:02 GMT -5
Akemi said impatiently, "Lumiere, give it up. Goodbye." She hung up the phone and picked it up again to call Dei, Sasori, Hidan and Itatchi over.
((gtg for a while latin))
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 19:25:06 GMT -5
((okay))
Once they came over, the phone rang. AGAIN.
Shikamaru picked it up. "Hello?"
"Hola!"
"Um, who is this?"
"I am Pablo Hat Dance from Mehico! May I speak to Akemi please?"
"...I never heard of this Pablo Hat Dance."
"Well, you would not have! I am a past boyfriend of Akemi's. She broke up with me, but recently I called her and we got back together. We are a couple now and we had sex and everything!"
"I don't believe you."
"I am not lying."
"Prove it. I have a lie detector." This Pablo dude didn't have to know that Shika didn't REALLY have one, but Shika thought if he said he did Pablo would come clean.
"I swear it is the truth that I used to be Akemi's boyfriend and we had sex." Of course, he didn't mention Pablo or them being still together. What he'd said WAS the truth.
Hurt, Shika hung up. How come Akemi had never told him about this Pablo Hat Dance person...?
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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 19:47:29 GMT -5
After arranging for the guests to come over, Akemi hung up the phone. She saw Shika looking upset and kissed his forehead. "Hey, bud, what's the matter?" She put a hand on his shoulder.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 20:10:47 GMT -5
"Why didn't you tell me you were seeing someone else?" he asked softly. "I thought you loved me, Kemi-chan... why didn't you tell me you had sex with someone else?"
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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 20:13:35 GMT -5
Akemi looked taken aback. "I do love you. You, and nobody else. Why--HOW--could you even think that I would go out with anyone else, let alone have sex with them?" It was Akemi's turn to look hurt. She felt tears that anyone--especially Shika--would hold it against her that Lumiere wouldn't give up the idea of sex with her.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 21:08:44 GMT -5
"Oh yeah?" cried Shika, growing angry. "Well, what about the man named 'Pablo Hat Dance,' huh?"
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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 21:44:00 GMT -5
Akemi blinked. "Come again? Shikamaru, do you mean "The Mexican Hat Dance?" The Mexican/Spanish dance?!" She fought to hold back her laughter. "Oh, the guy on the phone. That was a prank call, I don't know. Really, I didn't think you were one to listen and believe everything you hear, Shikamaru." Akemi's face turned stony and she turned on her heel, walking huffily out of the apartment/house. "I'm going out. See you later." She slammed the door behind her, and started to cry as soon as she thought she was out of earshot.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 2, 2007 9:18:00 GMT -5
Shikamaru realized he'd made a grave mistake. Growling inwardly, he went off to go find something to do. He'd follow Akemi, but hey, lazy, remember?
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Post by IGGY on Dec 2, 2007 10:57:49 GMT -5
Akemi cried until she got to the woods, where she backed up against a tree and slumped to the ground. She hugged her knees to her chest and cried her heart out. She wished her mother was here--she needs comfort now, not love. SHe screamed at the sky to anyone there, "Why do people love? It only hurts! WHY?!"
((Look at this nickname thing I found!! Hidan's is pwnsome!
She has nicknames for everyone in the Akatsuki except the leader. Deidara is Dee, Kisame is Kaz, Zetsu is Zet, Itachi is Mr. Meany, Sasori is Mr. Grumpy-Face, Hidan is Jesus, Kakuzu is Money-Maker.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 2, 2007 13:06:21 GMT -5
((Hidan: YOU'RE JEEEESSSSUUUUSSSSS!))
*A...Akemi? It's... Shikamaru...*
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Post by IGGY on Dec 2, 2007 13:31:22 GMT -5
Akemi sniffled and retorted moodily, *What is it?*
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 2, 2007 13:42:45 GMT -5
*Why are you so... upset? I didn't just believe Pablo, for your information. No I told him I had a LIE DETECTOR, so he HAD to have been telling the truth to avoid me figuring out his lies. What do you say to that? I should be the one crying--you're the one who HAD SEX WITH SOME RANDOM DUDE.*
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Post by IGGY on Dec 2, 2007 14:23:05 GMT -5
Akemi screamed in fury, *WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME HORE?! I would never do that unless someone was pressuring me for days or if I couldn't stop them. In case you don't know, I don't want to get pregnant! It's not good for girls my age!!!*
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Post by IGGY on Dec 2, 2007 14:27:01 GMT -5
((I thought Hidan's nickname was funny cause Jesus is this miracle-working peaceful treehugger (((no offense to Jesus, that is))) and Hidan's god is like, "You didn't kill enough people this week!! You don't get to stab yourself and feel pleasure in the pain!! If you kill only three people in one week ever again, I will revoke your eternal life!" Yes. Jesus is a teacher's pet. He gets killed anyway. Ha! Oh yes I did, you bible readers!! I gave away the end! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! I mean, seriously, if Hidan was Jesus, his favorite part would be getting crucified cauze he's a masochist! (((Masochist= you like pain, it feels good to you if you're a masochist.))) Yeah. Um. PIE!  )) |
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 2, 2007 14:29:00 GMT -5
((actually, she did have sex. With Lumiere. remember? o.o))
*Pablo was telling the truth!*
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