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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 16:16:47 GMT -5
Big-Boobs-32: Cool! But I had a bad experience with a ninja from Japan... ugh, she was awful. She stole my boyfriend and HATED me. >.>
Meanwhile, Akemi's phone rang...
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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 16:31:08 GMT -5
Gaara: Oh, I know how you feel. See, there's this guy named Rock Lee....
Akemi answered her phone, she was in a very good mood today because Shika had leet her keep his hair down once they got back from Suna.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 16:34:36 GMT -5
Big-Boobs-32: Broccoli?
The guy on the other end of the phone started singing, "I can make you feel speeeccciiiaaaaaallll...."
((XD))
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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 16:36:42 GMT -5
Gaara: No, ROCK LEE!!!
Akemi had an anime fall and when she pulled herself up, anime veins were on her forehead. "LUMIERE GO AWAY!!!" She slammed the phone back down harshly, almost breaking the reciever.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 16:38:21 GMT -5
Big-Boobs-32: Oh, I see. What happened with him? Did he steal your girlfriend? Like a certain *cough*Akemi*cough* Japanese ninja I know?
The phone rang. Again.
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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 16:43:22 GMT -5
Gaara: No, he's just so strong! And I think he's really cool.
((XD I love this))
Akemi picked up the phone and screamed, "I already have Shika, frenchperv!! He makes me feel special! IF YOU KEEP CALLING ME, I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR MY PHONE BILL!" SHe slammed the phone down again, and it broke the table. "Aw, shit."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 16:47:19 GMT -5
Big-Boobs-32: Oh... okay...
Listen, Gaara, do you have a girlfriend? *flirts*
Someone called back. Before Akemi could speak, they said, "Um, excuse me but you don't have to get all defensive. I have never heard of any Shika or Frenchperv, or anything like that... uh...I was just calling to see if you wanted to buy something. I am a telemarketer, you see."
Meanwhile... in New York...
"Daddy, do I HAVE to stay with the babysitter?" asked Sasugay.
"Yes, son, I'm going on a date to a fancy restaurant," said Dave. "I don't think you'd have a good time."
"But, Daddy, I thought Nikki lived in Portugal."
"Huh?"
"You said Nikki was my babysitter..."
"No, not Nikki. NICKI. He's a...puppetish thing. I'm sure you'll like him."
"But dad?"
"Yes, son?"
"Who are you goin' on a date with?"
"His name... is Rod."
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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 17:16:13 GMT -5
((OMFG Rod so FUNNY!!))
Akemi blushed. "Um, sorry. Hey wait is this KAZUKU?!"
((Kazuku is evil money obsessed dude from Akatsuki))
Gaara: Ummm, big boobs, I'm kinda a psycho killer. No girl likes me. Just for the record.
((OMFG soo sorry I was looking for anime pics for my latest story on Quizilla))
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 17:19:05 GMT -5
"Um, maybe," said Kazuku, blushing slightly over the phone. "How did you know? And, uh, gimme your money?"
Big-Boobs-32: *bats eyelashes* I like you.
Just then Lumiere walked in and read the screen. He blinked and looked at Babette. "You joined my porn site."
"Oh, Lumiere, uh, it is not what it looks like," said Babette softly.
Lumi's eyes narrowed. "I hate you. I will never love another girl again. All they do is cheat and lie and slap..."
Babette winced. "No, Lumiere, please--"
But Lumi stalked off, enfuriated.
Big-Boobs-32: Uh oh, I think my boyfriend saw our chat and got mad. o.o
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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 17:23:12 GMT -5
Akemi had a sweatdrop. "Kazuku, do you have to do this? I mean, I'd like to, but I can't. Anyway, can't you hore yourself out or something?"
((LAWL hore himself))
Gaara: Um, I'm pretty sure I'm gay. According to those people.
Lee/Dei/Hidan/Kankuro/Oro/Gaara/Kibasgirl154 ((Me)): YES YOU'RE GAY! OF COURSE YOU ARE IF YOU WEREN'T THEN YOU COULDN'T BE WITH LEE-KUN WHEN I'M NOT AROUND!!!
Every other Gaa*Insert random Naruto male* fangirl on the planet: YEAH YOURE GAY WITH *Insert name*!!!
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 17:29:07 GMT -5
((KIBA'S girl? Where'd that come from? o.o))
Big-Boobs-32: Oh okay. Know any nice straight boys I can virtually sex?
Kazuku sighed. "Okay, I'll call someone else. But just so you know, helping others brings you closer to God. When you help others, you can't help helping yourseeeeelllllffff." He sung most of The Money Song before hanging up.
The phone rang. Lumiere was fuming at Babette and how she'd tried to cheat on him with Gaara, and picked it up.
"WHO IS IT?"
"Um, hello, my name is Kazuku, and I was wondering if you would like to donate--"
"STUPID TELEMARKETER NO ONE HERE WANTS TO DONATE TO YOUR STUPID ORGINIZATION!!!"
"Whoa, temper, temper," said Kazuku.
"I DO NOT HAVE A STUPID BAD TEMPER, I AM SIMPLY MAD MY STUPID GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME."
"Oh, that sucks. Who?"
"HER NAME IS AKEMI AND--"
"Wait, are you a perv?"
"Uh, no, why? >.>"
"Cause I just called Akemi and she was talking about someone named 'Frenchperv.' Since you have a French accent, I was wondering if you were--"
"AUUUUGHGGGGH!" he hung up.
Meanwhile...
Adam asked his wife, Belle, "Honey, weren't you expecting a call from some Japanese charity?"
"Yes," said Belle, "I promised to donate some money to a nice young man named Kazuku. One of the servants probably handled it quite nicely."
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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 17:33:16 GMT -5
((LAWL))
Akemi furiously paced until there was an anime a moat (meaning it was only there for humor purposes) and finally decided to ask Deidara over for dinner, as well as Sasori, Itatchi ((Itatchi sensei in her case)) and Tobi. She asked Shika, "Hey Shikamaru, can I invite people over for dinner? They'll behave....I hope..." She thought of Tobi drunk and shuddered.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 17:33:26 GMT -5
((brb))
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Post by IGGY on Dec 1, 2007 17:36:16 GMT -5
((Okay. *Twiddles thumbs*
oooooohh, GaaLee stuff!! AND SMEXY DEI AND HIDAN PICS!!! *Is in heaven*))
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 1, 2007 17:53:21 GMT -5
Shikamaru shrugged. "Okay, sure. I don't care."
Meanwhile...
"Are you sure setting me up on a blind date was a good idea, Nicki?" asked Rod gayly.
"Yep, Rod, you're gonna love the person I picked for you!" Nicki assured him.
So Rod drove to the restaurant and met...
...Dave.
"OH GOD, NOT YOU," moaned Rod.
"Hi, Rod!" Dave waved happily. "Um, waiter...?"
Meanwhile, Sasugay came to Nicki's house. "WHOA. You're, like, a puppet."
"That I am!"
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