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Post by IGGY on Jan 11, 2008 22:02:59 GMT -5
Akemi answered the door because she was boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddddd.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 11, 2008 22:04:11 GMT -5
It was... BRIAN. o.o; Who knew?
"I... A-Akemi..." Brian looked at her desperately. "Oh, Akemi...." He looked like he was about to cry. Suddenly he said, "Wait, you're Akemi, right?"
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Post by IGGY on Jan 11, 2008 22:06:18 GMT -5
Akemi slapped her forehead and said, "Yeah, that's me. What's wrong, huh?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 11, 2008 22:13:03 GMT -5
"Well, uh, you see, I was looking for a... a therapist sorta person. And since Christmas Eve, uh, my wife, is the only therapist I know, I asked around and someone, uh, suggested you." He looked her in the eye. "You busy? I REALLY need to talk. I don't know what to do anymore..."
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Post by IGGY on Jan 11, 2008 22:15:47 GMT -5
Akemi shook her head no. "Come in." She brought him to the living room, where she had him sit down across from her on the couch. She sat in an armchair. "What did you need to talk about?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 11, 2008 22:24:12 GMT -5
"Well, I'm staying at Emiko's house, right? And a few years ago, the two of us were friends. Uh, really good friends." He looked away. "We sorta dated for a few weeks... but I broke up with her, and Christmas Eve and I... now the two of us are married... and we have been for... uh... four years? I think? Anyway, you know, uh, now... I think maybe... I might." He took a deep breath before saying quickly, "AndnowIthinkImightloveheragainbutshe'sdatingLumiereandI'mmarriedandIdon'tknowwhattodo!" He looked her in the eye. "What do I do?" Brian asked quietly.
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Post by IGGY on Jan 11, 2008 22:29:24 GMT -5
Akemi gave a hollow laugh, but shut up. "You DO know that Emiko would NEVER date Lumi for her life? She was lying to Christmas so you would be able to stay in her house, Blian. It's pretty obvious."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 11, 2008 22:33:25 GMT -5
"Um, 'Blian'? It's Brian," he corrected. "And I know Emiko doesn't really love Lumiere, but she still doesn't love me. I mean, look at me. I'm ten years older than her, I never got that comedian job 'cause I wasn't funny enough, I'm sort of"--he positively blushed--"uh, fat, Christmas says I'm a lazy heap of junk that just takes up space and beer, and, on top of all that, I'm MARRIED." He let out a huge breath of air.
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Post by IGGY on Jan 11, 2008 22:46:53 GMT -5
Akemi put a hand on his shoulder, "Don't listen to Eve. She is SUCH an idiot sometimes. She doesn't know the real you!! And Emiko DOES."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 11, 2008 22:47:51 GMT -5
"I guess so... but I'm, you know, LEGALLY MARRIED. And, uh, I'm scared my wife's gonna... HURT me if I go run off with someone else."
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Post by IGGY on Jan 11, 2008 22:51:50 GMT -5
Akemi smiled. "Don't be afraid of her! TAKE CHARGE!!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 11, 2008 22:54:50 GMT -5
"Uh... okay. CHARGE!" Brian smiled weekly. "Thank you."
"Akemi, who you tarking to?" Christmas twirled out of her room and into the upstairs hallway.
"No one," said Brian quickly.
"BLIAN, no one?" cried Christmas hopefully, running down the stairs joyfully to meet him. "What you doing here, Blian? You come back to me???"
"Actually, I..." He looked at Akemi. "I was seeking therapy."
"I the thelapist, Blian, not HER."
"Yeah, but... Christmas Eve, I love someone ELSE!"
...AWKWARD SILENCE A GAY BABY WAS BORN!
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Post by IGGY on Jan 11, 2008 22:56:47 GMT -5
Akemi smiled. "Yeah, Brian!! That's good work! Stand up for yourself!! AND EVE, DON'T YOU DARE HURT HIM."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 11, 2008 23:01:20 GMT -5
Christmas's eyes narrowed. "Hult? I KIRREM. KEEERRREEM. I known flom stalt you no-good, Blian. You don't have job, you nevel herp out alound house, and now you say you REAVING? Hult, huh. KIRR YOU, if you ask me!"
"Oh, that's pleasant," muttered her husband.
...
ELSEWHERE...
Mrs. Potts and Chip went to Japan for vacation. Bakiri saw Chip at the park and they started playing hide-and-go-seek, when suddenly SASUGAY saw them and walked over, DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN! Note: Chip has never met Sasugay. Note: Sasugay is a gay perv who thinks Chip is cute.
NOTE: WE JUST HAD AN AWKWARD SILENCE... AND A GAY BABY WAS BORN.
...
Yeah, okay, so Zac the bartender had a baby with the cabdriver. What's the big deal?
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Post by IGGY on Jan 12, 2008 7:54:10 GMT -5
Akemi said, "Eve, violence is NOT the effing answer." She made Eve sit next to Brain on the couch. "If you hurt each other, I'll have to force you into a divorce."
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