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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 12, 2008 7:55:51 GMT -5
"DIVOLCE?!" This had the wrong effect on Christmas Eve, who cried, "But that is just what Blian is wanting! I say no divolce, I say kirrem!"
Blian rolled his eyes. "That's against the law. I think." He looked around. "It is against the law in Japan, right? RIGHT?!"
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Post by IGGY on Jan 12, 2008 7:56:50 GMT -5
Akemi nodded. "Against the law, Eve. I think I'll make you have a divorce, because you're only protesting 'cause Brian wants one."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 12, 2008 7:58:59 GMT -5
Christmas glared at him. "Maybe we DO divolce. Maybe it be good, since Blian ruv EMIKO." She glared at him fiercely.
Brian looked at Akemi. "I dunno if I'm ready for a divorce... I don't even know if Emi likes me or not."
Christmas sniffed. "Oh, you just not wanting have to get own job and get off razy butt to suppolt self. You make me sick."
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Post by IGGY on Jan 12, 2008 8:00:21 GMT -5
Akemi suggested, "If he makes you sick, DIVORCE him!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 12, 2008 8:01:29 GMT -5
"But, Akemi, how will I, uh, get money for food? And beer? And pot? Oh, did I say that out loud?" He looked around nervously. "I... uh... just kidding! Yeah..."
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Post by IGGY on Jan 12, 2008 8:02:03 GMT -5
Akemi said, "You're funny. You can get a JOB and buy pot AND food!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 12, 2008 8:03:09 GMT -5
"Wait, you can just walk into a store and BUY pot?! Never mind..." He sighed. "But 'funny' doesn't pay bills around here. Especially when you make a habit of falling from the sky into strange places."
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Post by IGGY on Jan 12, 2008 8:06:38 GMT -5
Akemi said enthusiastically, "YOU COULD BE A STUNTMAN!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 12, 2008 8:07:45 GMT -5
"WTFMT?" Brian's eyes boggled and Christmas burst out into uncontrollable laughter. "Uh... um... don't you have to be... good at stunts?"
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Post by IGGY on Jan 12, 2008 8:11:27 GMT -5
Akemi's eyes closed. "WTFMT......WTFMT.....EMIKO SAYS THAT!!! Anyway, you've GOT to be good at stunts, since you fall from the sky and never get hurt!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 12, 2008 8:12:40 GMT -5
"Yeah, I learned it from her. But, stunts?"
...suddenly Faith fell from the sky and got a cuncussion...
Cloud 9 finished Brian's sentence, "Stunts? No, the clouds just like him."
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Post by IGGY on Jan 12, 2008 8:15:48 GMT -5
Akemi sat back in her chair. "Than I don't know. Ask random people for money!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 12, 2008 8:19:08 GMT -5
"It didn't work for Nicky or that Kazuku dude who called me once; I don't think it'll work for me," said Brian.
Meanwhile...
Lumiere came inside. "Emmiiiiikkkooo?"
"Yes?"
"Who does the stuff is on the other bed in my room belong to?"
"Oh, that's just Brian. He's a friend. He'll be staying here for a while."
"Brian? Is that not your CAT'S name?"
Emiko blushed as Brian-the-cat stalked over. "No. Why?"
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Post by IGGY on Jan 12, 2008 8:33:37 GMT -5
Akemi sighed. "You know, the only other thing is for us ninja to go on missions and give some of the money to you."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jan 12, 2008 8:36:12 GMT -5
"That would work!" Brian laughed. "Okay... uh... and yeah, I could try to get a comedian job somewhere, so..."
"It is settled," Christmas huffed.
Meanwhile, Brye escaped and no one noticed...
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