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Post by IGGY on Feb 22, 2008 16:43:58 GMT -5
Akemi shook her head. "I don't really like to share my poems and stuff. Plus, there isn't really a jutsu where we can summon things, except for Kuchiyose No Jutsu (Art of summoning) And I havta make a blood pact for that. It's kiinda hard to make a blood pact with paper." She laughed.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 22, 2008 16:45:03 GMT -5
((page 32! 8DDDDDDDDD Blian and Big Boobs! not as a couple, mind you...))
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 22, 2008 16:48:53 GMT -5
Lumi laughed too. "Oh. I see. Yeah..." He turned away, slightly embarrassed. "...if they are private..."
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Post by IGGY on Feb 22, 2008 16:50:08 GMT -5
Akemi nodded. "Yeah, but don't take it personally. I don't show anyone."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 22, 2008 16:50:53 GMT -5
"Oh. Okay." They had an awkward silence. "So... what now...?"
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Post by IGGY on Feb 22, 2008 16:55:06 GMT -5
At that moment, Sasuke jumped into the water, Orochimaru close behind. Akemi screamed, "What the fuk are you doing here?!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 22, 2008 16:58:13 GMT -5
Lumi was like O.O;. "YOU! You... you came to the master's castle years ago... you were drunk! You called Gaston 'hot' and stole Naruto's pants and then... later you made out with Dave! And you..." He turned to Orochimaru. "...you tried to kill us! You pretended to have pudding to trick Cogsworth..." He turned to Akemi. "Wow, I just had a random memory flashback thing... whoa..."
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Post by IGGY on Feb 22, 2008 17:01:21 GMT -5
Akemi covered herself. She screamed, "What the heck? Why are you here?"
Sasuke said, "Well, one day my mom and my dad--well, they weren't married yet--they decided to knock each other out. And then nine months later, I popped out!"
Akemi was like o.O. "Are you distantly related to Dave? Okay, either you're related to Dave, or I'm having deja vu."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 22, 2008 17:06:48 GMT -5
The whole time Lumi was like O.O times ten. But Orochimaru said softly, as if surprised and disgusted, "Your parents were straight?!"
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Post by IGGY on Feb 22, 2008 17:09:57 GMT -5
Sasuke blinked. "Don't judge me before you know me. And plus, just because my parents were straight, doesn't mean I am."
Akemi was looking between Orochimaru and Sasuke. She said, "I'm not here. Just ignore me."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 22, 2008 17:12:35 GMT -5
Suddenly Lumi cried out in horror, swimming as fast as he could towards the beach. "YOU!" He was furiously pointing at Orochimaru. "Well now, try to sneak up and have sadamai, will you?! UGH! Just so you know, I am STRAIGHT."
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Post by IGGY on Feb 22, 2008 17:20:37 GMT -5
Akemi looked at Lumiere. She said, "Lumiere, don't worry, don't worry. They would never cheat on each other." She looked at Orochimaru. "And you, Orochimaru--leave!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 22, 2008 17:22:12 GMT -5
"FINE," Oro muttered. "C'mon, Sasuke, we're obviously not wanted here..." So he got out of the water.
...of course, they had been skinny-dipping, so...
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Post by IGGY on Feb 22, 2008 17:24:21 GMT -5
Akemi had a nosebleed. "Jesus Christ, why is it always the gay guys?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Feb 22, 2008 17:27:23 GMT -5
Lumi was STILL like O.O.
Suddenly a SUPAFAT (like Cogsworth fat) naked woman walked over to them, blinking. "Ummm does anyone mind if I skinny-dip here?"
Oro muttered, "Shelly! W-what are you doing here?"
Lumi, like, fainted.
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