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Post by IGGY on Apr 1, 2008 19:27:39 GMT -5
Suki asked innocently, "Why?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Apr 1, 2008 19:28:24 GMT -5
"He's obsessed with porn, that's why," said Princeton casually. "He'll give you some twenty-minute rant--in song, nonetheless--on why 'the internet is for porn' and all that junk. I mean, I myself like porn occasionally, but Trekkie's just plain obsessed."
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Post by IGGY on Apr 8, 2008 12:22:42 GMT -5
Suki blinked. "You.... like porn?" She had a nosebleed. "O... KAY! You don't seem the type, you know?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Apr 8, 2008 12:23:40 GMT -5
Princeton's face turned beet-red. "Doesn't every guy? You're a girl though; I wouldn't expect you to understand... why women no like porn, hmm?" And he started humming the "women like apples" thing absently.
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Post by IGGY on Apr 8, 2008 12:24:21 GMT -5
Suki's nosebleed got worse. "P-princeton.... please, change the subject!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Apr 8, 2008 12:27:45 GMT -5
"Okay," said Princeton uncertainly, "um, do you like dolphins?"
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Post by IGGY on Apr 8, 2008 12:28:29 GMT -5
Trying to stop her nosebleeed, Suki shrugged. "They're okay, I suppose."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Apr 8, 2008 12:31:19 GMT -5
"Okay," Princeton repeated, "so... what do you want to talk about?"
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Post by IGGY on Apr 8, 2008 12:32:19 GMT -5
Smiling eagerly, Suki said, "Tell me all about college!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Apr 8, 2008 12:32:56 GMT -5
So he explained all about it, finishing with a heavy sigh and a "I wish I could go back to college," after twenty minutes of talking.
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Post by IGGY on Apr 8, 2008 12:33:51 GMT -5
Suki asked, "Do you think I'd get in? I never really went to a REAL school, with tests... and SATs... and that stuff."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Apr 8, 2008 12:34:23 GMT -5
Princeton frowned. "I don't know. What kind of school DID you go to? Were you home-schooled or something?"
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Post by IGGY on Apr 8, 2008 12:35:26 GMT -5
Suki's eyes widened and she stammered quickly, "YEAH SORT OF!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Apr 8, 2008 12:36:15 GMT -5
"Sort of?" Princeton said, quite confused now. "Well, you never know until you try. Apply for college and see if you get in! If you don't, you don't have to pay for it or anything..." Suddenly he asked, his frown deepening, "You DO have the money for college, right?"
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Post by IGGY on Apr 8, 2008 12:36:55 GMT -5
Suki nodded. "Yeah, I can pay for it. If I couldn't, I'd either give up alltogether or get a job."
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