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USUK <3
Dec 4, 2010 21:26:54 GMT -5
Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 4, 2010 21:26:54 GMT -5
CAST:
Chelsea: AMERICA, THE MOST AWESOMEST BEST HEROIST HAMBURGEREST HASAPETWHALEST FRIENDSWITHALIENSEST FATTEST NORTHAMERICANEST DOESNTKNOWHISBROTHERSNAMEEST LOVESENGLANDEST RUNBYOBAMAEST STRONGAGAINSTBISONEST IRANOUTOFTHINGSEST COUNTRY EVER
Christie: England. He hallucinates. His food is bad.
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USUK <3
Dec 4, 2010 22:03:34 GMT -5
Post by IGGY on Dec 4, 2010 22:03:34 GMT -5
England--not UK, mind you; he won't be lumped with those insufferable brothers--was sitting in the conference room, waiting for America thinking about his next journey into the untold land that was THE KITCHEN.
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USUK <3
Dec 4, 2010 22:09:56 GMT -5
Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 4, 2010 22:09:56 GMT -5
America ran into the meeting room about ten minutes late, but hey, that was fine by him. He was why everyone was coming, after all--they were all here to talk to him, the hero! "ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, I'M HERE! THE MEETING CAN START NOW!" he announced loudly, waving his hand dramatically through the air as if his voice wasn't enough to signal his arrival. Then he lowered his hand as he realized that England was the only one there. "Wow, everyone else is even later than I am! Cool!" He sat down excitedly across the table from England, tapping his fingers on the table as he waited for the others.
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USUK <3
Dec 4, 2010 22:20:00 GMT -5
Post by IGGY on Dec 4, 2010 22:20:00 GMT -5
England looked over at his new companion, suddenly craving some Chipotle rolling his emerald eyes. "America, if you were always this early, we'd all like you a lot more." He took a deep breath, furrowing his enormous eyebrows in frustration. He really, really didn't like being alone with America. And the reason for that was ABSOLUTELY NOT the fact that he missed how much America liked him when the nation was a kid.
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USUK <3
Dec 4, 2010 22:29:44 GMT -5
Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 4, 2010 22:29:44 GMT -5
"You guys would like me even more? But you guys all love me already! That must mean if I came early to the meetings you'd practically be in love with me!" America laughed at the absurdity of it. England, in love with him? They hated each other, right? So it was funny! HAHAHAHAHA!~ "So, what's up in your country, dude? Stuff must be pretty sucky compared to here in America! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Pissing off England is my favorite hobby! Except for eating! And being a hero! And other stuff I forget right now! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by IGGY on Dec 5, 2010 0:26:15 GMT -5
England's face fell. He stared at America incredulously. Suddenly, he saw red. This idiot thought people liked him!? LOVED him!? "You fool," he drawled. "Nobody likes you. Honestly. Not even me. I mean, why would I like you? You're stupid and useless." Of course, he was almost trying to convince himself, now, as well.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 5, 2010 0:33:44 GMT -5
America laughed. "UAUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUA--I mean, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" How silly England was sometimes. "Of course everybody loves me, stupid! You just don't like me because you're jealous of how great my country is and how we're awesome and stuff! And I'm not stupid or useless, especially not compared to you!"
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Post by IGGY on Dec 5, 2010 0:41:23 GMT -5
England stood up, blushing angrily and yelling, "I am not useless, and I am not stupid! That is you!" He slammed his fists down on the table and pursed his lips. "You are ridiculous."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 5, 2010 1:21:05 GMT -5
"Oh, wow, dude, you're even more jealous than I thought! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" America enjoyed laughing, but even he had to admit that this HAHAHAHAHA joke was becoming unfunny pretty fast. It was getting almost as old as the "there was a knock on the door" joke that Bodie used every time she ran out of ideas in the old RP that's actually called There's a Fine, Fine Line but that I just refer to as the RP. You know what I noticed? When I refer to myself in third person, I ALWAYS write "Bodie." Which is an interesting psychological phenomenon, someone associating more with a name they made for themselves over the internet than the one they were given at birth, which implies that the ever-lasting debate between nature and nurture clearly points to a more prominent overriding result of--
"Dude, that is totally the most boring thing I've ever heard!" America screeched in response. "I don't care about psycholody or whatever it's called. I'm awesome and that's all that matters, dude! I'm much cooler than you"--Cloud 9 was displeased, needless to say--"and much cooler than you." His last comment was directly squarely at England.
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Post by IGGY on Dec 5, 2010 1:24:50 GMT -5
ENGLAND WAS DISPLEASED.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 5, 2010 1:25:23 GMT -5
AMERICA WAS A HERO. AND HE WAS VERY PLEASED, YES HE WAS.
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Post by IGGY on Dec 5, 2010 1:26:04 GMT -5
ENGLAND WAS A MAN. WITH A PAGAN PENIS.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 5, 2010 1:29:16 GMT -5
AMERICA WAS A COUNTRY... DUH.
I'M ASSUMING HIS PENIS IS FLORIDA?
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Post by IGGY on Dec 5, 2010 1:33:51 GMT -5
ENGLAND, AS THE REJECTED MEMBER OF THE BAD TOUCH TRIO, DECIDED TO PROVE HIS WORTH.
BY RAPING AMERICA A LITTLE BIT.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Dec 5, 2010 1:36:47 GMT -5
AMERICA WAS RAPED A LITTLE BIT. NATURALLY, HE WAS DISPLEASED THAT HIS ADOPTIVE MOTHER HAD JUST INVADED HIS VITAL REGIONS.
THOUGH PART OF HIM WAS VERY PLEASED. <3 (;
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