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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 6:01:42 GMT -5
Somehow, Akemi, Cogsworth, Lumiere, Sasuke, SasuGAY, and Dave managed to pile into the cab, Sasugay very reluctantly agreed to sit on Cogsworth's (large) lap. The whole way he asked over and over, "WHAT TIME IS IT?" "ARE WE THERE YET?" "DO YOU HAVE PUDDING?!" Coggie asked the cabdriver. "No, Monsieur." "You SURE?!" "Yes, Monsieur." 'What about SAKE?" "What the hell is that, Monsieur." "JAPANEESE BEER!"  |
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 6:02:54 GMT -5
Akemi slapped him. "Usually I reserve my slappings for Lumiere. But it's Japanese WINEEEE! Not beer, baka!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 6:04:29 GMT -5
"Sorry, Monsieur. No Japaneese be---I mean, wine."
"You got anything else I can get drunk on?!" Coggie asked desperately.
"I have... this cigarette, Monsieur."
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 6:05:20 GMT -5
Akemi groped for the cigarette and put it out, telling the driveR not to encourage the drug addicts in the world.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 6:10:15 GMT -5
"I'm not a drug addict! I'm a PUDDING addict! There's a difference!" Coggie protested.
Dave sighed. "Same thing; you get lung cancer, heart cancer, pudding cancer..."
"What's pudding cancer, daddy?" asked Sasugay innocently.
All of a sudden, the roof of the car was pulled off, as Orochimaru stood before them. "YOU!" he said, pointing at Coggie.
"ME? What have I ever done to you?" Taken aback, Cogsworth stared. Suddenly he asked, "Do YOU have pudding?"
"Yes, actually, I do... but I didn't mean y--"
"FINALLY SOMEONE HAS SENSE!!!!!!!! BRITISH SENSE!!!!" Orochimaru stared at the overly-estatic fat dude.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 6:12:55 GMT -5
Akemi screamed. "OROCHIMARU! WTF are you doing in France?!"
Sasuke jumped on Orochimaru. "ORO-KUN! Have SEX with me, YOU SMEXY MAN WHORE!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 6:14:43 GMT -5
Orochimaru glared at Cogsworth. "I meant Sasugay, you imbecile." Then he spotted... SasuKE. "SEX TOY ZOMG!!"
"Wait YOU SAID YOU HAD [glow=brown,50,300]PUDDING[/glow]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*Oh, this is going to be too easy* thought Orochimaru. "Yes, yes I do."
"WHHEEEERREEE?!"
"If you let me finish one beeping sentance, I'll tell you, imbecile. And now... I shall hold your car hostage!" Suddenly a random cage appeared around the taxi, blocking the way out. The poor French driver was very surprised. "I'm very surprised, Monsieur."
"Here's the pudding!" said Orochimaru.
"MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!" Of course, he was too obsessive to notice that there was no pudding anywhere to be seen...
"You can't get drunk just yet. You must decide: do want the PUDDING, or your FRIENDS!"
DUNDUNDUNDUUUUUUN!!!!!
"Duh, he'll choose us," said Dave gayly, while thinking *SEXY MAN!!*
Cogsworth's stomach rumbled. His I-must-get-drunk-soon-or-I'll-loose-my-mind sense was there ringing through his ears. The pudding looked good... smelled good... But his friends (well... aquantances) were hanging in the balance! What to do... and he did what any sensible person would.
"Can I have a few minutes to decide?"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 6:50:09 GMT -5
Akemia got out her kunais and sword. "I won't NEED a few minutes to think about this!" SHe lunged at Orochimaru...
...AND KISSED HIM ON TEH LIPS!!!
Orochimaru struggled for a second, then French kissed Akemi with his long snakey tongue. He didnt know she was faking.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 6:57:04 GMT -5
Lumiere gagged. "Akemi! No! I love her--"
Cogsworth whimpered. "NO THE PUDDING! I suppose there's no chance in me getting it now... no one cares about MY feelings..."
"Orochimaru is MINE!" cried Sasuke.
"Daddy, I'm scared," SasuGAY told Dave.
"Of Orochimaru or of Sasuke?" asked Dave. "Or Lumiere or Cogsworth, or..."
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 7:00:20 GMT -5
Unknown to the long-tongued Orochimaru, Akemi gave everyone a thumbs-up. But she was starting to enjoy the kiss. She grabs the back of Oro-Sannin's neck and head and pull him closer. This time for real.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 7:03:35 GMT -5
Lumiere, who had laughed and grinned when he saw her thumbs-up, now cried out in despair. It was hopeless. She would never feel for him. Cogsworth would have normally found it a great opportunity to tease him, but was in no mood to do anything of the sort, still disappointed about his lack of pudding. Sasuke attempted to pry Akami off of Orochimaru.
"MINE! MY Orochimaru!"
"And SHE'S MINE!" added Lumiere, indicated the girl. "Akemi, get off him!"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 7:05:08 GMT -5
Akemi breaks for air, then kisses Oro-Sannin fiercely again.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 7:07:32 GMT -5
"AKEMI!!!" Lumiere shouted, in mental agony. "Forget that stupid gay, porn-obsessed freak and kiss ME!"
................. <--gay baby.
"I like plates," said Sasugay.
"I like pudding," added Coggie, "and Japaneese beer."
Sasuke, Orochimaru, Akemi, Dave, Sasugay, and the taxi driver all slapped poor Coggie and corrected, "WINE!!!"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 7:09:56 GMT -5
Akemi continued making out with orochimaru
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 7:13:40 GMT -5
"I am so sorry to interupt, Monsieurs and Mademoiselle," said the driver, "but did anyone care to notice we're STILL IN A CAGE?"
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