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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 5:15:59 GMT -5
"I know... but you're old. Kashi, youre old. (Kashi: uh!) Itatchi, you're old. (Itatchi: Uh!) Kisame, you're a FISH! (Kisame: WTF??)
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 5:30:17 GMT -5
Coggie stared at her. "That was SO BEEPING RANDOM! and now I want pudding," he moaned. "I'm STARVING!" "You already got drunk on Sake a few minutes ago," said Lumier. Meanwhile the Three Gays (Dave, Dumbledore, and Sasuke), now a band, sang: I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty
And witty
And GAAAAAAAY!Everyone else was all, "WTF?  " "Daddy, you scare me," said Sasugay. "Are you guys drunk?" "No," said Lumiere, "I am sure they are sober." |
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 5:31:49 GMT -5
"So... Lumi... I may be able to... you know, go out with you."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 5:34:09 GMT -5
"YES OH BABY I SCORD WITH TEH LADY! OH YEAH! FEAR MY MIGHTY PERVERTED WRATH!"
"Dude," said Dave, "you have ISSUES."
And of course, DAVE HIMSELF doesn't have issues, no...
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 5:35:33 GMT -5
Akemi aimed to kiss Lumi on the forehead/cheek and missed, accidentally kissing Dave on the lips. *EW gay germs!*
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 5:37:09 GMT -5
Dave pulled away, disgusted. "EW a GIRL kissed me! Gross!"
"...I take it that was an accident?" asked Lumi.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 5:38:40 GMT -5
"Duh. What are you, Miss South Carolina on Miss Teen America? 'I personally believe...' Hah, the pregnant dog!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 5:39:25 GMT -5
"MISS SOUTH CAROLINA??" Lumiere drooled. "Is she hawt?"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 5:39:47 GMT -5
Akemi glared at him.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 5:42:54 GMT -5
A voice came over the intercom. "Everyone leaving for France on flight 1095214217154199120013387841995... or 'Bob' for short...
GET ON YOUR ****ING PLANE NOW, BITCHES!"
"Daddy, what's a bitch?" asked Sasugay.
"Oh, uh, well, now. Let's go board the plane!" said Dave, giving Dumbledore one last kiss and/or lick before leaving him behind.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 5:44:02 GMT -5
ON THE PLANE...
"I am the flight attendant, Betsy, on your plane. I'm hot and blonde and I'm looking for a lemony boy! Ya-hoo!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 5:47:26 GMT -5
"Ooh ohh, pick me!" said Lumiere.
"Do they sell food on this flight?" moaned Cogsworth, clutching his stomach as he boarded. "Preferrably pudding or Sake, or something else I can get drunk on?" ((HE'S MINE. <3333333))
"No. Just those overpriced bags of four peanuts. And tiny plastic cups of water. And the crappy meals we sell," the attendant said cheerily. "But sorry, sir, we have no way for you to get drunk on our plane."
"BEEP," muttered the Oh-So-Sexy-One.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 5:49:29 GMT -5
"No, no, DON'T pick you, you man-whore! You're w/ me, buddy." And Akemi kissed him on the lips, but when he realized what was going on and started to enjoy, Akemi pulled away.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 5:54:04 GMT -5
Lumiere gaped, ignoring the throng of people behind him trying to get to their seats. "ZOMG a sexy girl kissed me! That's a first! I always kiss them." Ignoring her obvious protests, he leaned over to kiss her again...
And kissed Coggie-kun on the lips.
Lumiere pulled away, disgusted. Cogsworth smiled. He kept smiling. It was kind of creepy.
"Uh, are you smiling because we just kissed?"
"WHAT?!" Coggie came back to earth. "NO! I, uh..."
"Come on, you were miserable a second ago."
"Well, yes. I'm happy now because, I, uh, just noticed where the... BATHROOMS were!" And he waddled off to vomit violently.
In the girl's bathroom.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 5:56:24 GMT -5
In France....
"Taxi!" No one stopped, so Akemi ran into the street, katana out and ready. "TAXI! GIVE ME A FUKING TAXI!" Some guy came up and said to Akemi from his 1904 model car, "Yes, ma'am."
"Guys! I got a cab! Get your asses over here NOW BEFORE HE ESCAPES--I mean, drives away..."
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