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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 4:22:11 GMT -5
"What was up on Dave's computer?" asked Lumiere the perv, expecting naked men or something.
"Some stupid forum." Ino shrugged.
"So, buy us some plane tickets and we will be off," said Lumiere, clearly fascinated by the strange device.
"Uh, uh, uh, I'm in charge," said Coggie.
"I like plates," the drunk Sasugay said in his sleep.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 4:23:26 GMT -5
Akemi snorted/snickered. "Hey, that baby is out cold. I blame you," she said, pointing at Cogsworth.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 4:25:59 GMT -5
Lumiere inched towards "the door."
"MY fault?" Cogsworth cried indignantly. "I didn't so ANYTHING! Just because I happen to have a liking for Sake and so does the baby, doesn't mean I am responsible! If anyone, blame Lumiere... stubborn, idiotic, pervy, lazy..."
Suddenly, Akemi felt something on her... BUTT. While Coggie-kun had been ranting, Lumiere had snuck up behind her. And now...
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 4:27:30 GMT -5
Akemi gasped and slapped Lumiere harder than ever before. "HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU FEEL MY @$$ YOU PERVERT!" She blushes. "Flattered as I am... DON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN!" She hit him again.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 4:30:04 GMT -5
"Flattered?" Lumiere chuckled. "Oh, you KNOW you like it."
"...irresponsible, lazy, pervy, vain, stupid, pervy..."
"You said that already," said Ino impatiently.
"Well, he has a very limited personality!"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 4:31:37 GMT -5
At the Airport...
"Kashi-Kun! What the hell are you doing here?" Akemi screamed as he came up behind her with a Barbie rolling suitcase. Dave, Sasuke, and Sasugay are like O.o because Barbie is doing porn with Ken.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 4:39:41 GMT -5
"Oh em gee, that girl on your suitcase is so hawt, Monsieur!" said Lumiere, excited in a pervy sort of way. "But not as smexy as Akemi! She's the sexiest of all!"
"How TOUCHING," said Dave flatly, who was bored by straight love. He turned to Sasuke. "Wanna make out?"
Meanwhile, Cogsworth was pestering the dude at the European section of the food court because he didn't have Sake OR pudding. BEEP.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 4:41:05 GMT -5
100th post!!!! 8DDDDDDDDDDDDD <3
Akemi blushed. "Thank you Lumi, but I'm still taken by the pyscho killer. And anyway, you're kind of old."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 4:43:57 GMT -5
"Old?" Lumi looked disappointed. "But I would do ANYTHING for you! Even change my age so we could be equals!"
"PUDDING. SAKE. NOWWWW!" cried Cogsworth to the guy behind the counter, exasperated.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 4:48:47 GMT -5
The guy behind the counter looked confused, then put on a beard, long hair, and a hat. "NAKED TIME!"
"You would change your age?" Akemi was confused. "How exactly would that...work?" Moving her hands around wierdly.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 4:53:38 GMT -5
"ZOMG YOU'RE SEXY! TOO SEXY! FOR YAH SHIRT!!" said Dave, taking his clothes off and dancing with Dumbledore.
"Stop getting naked and get me my food!" cried Coggie, who was extremely hungry/thirsty for some unexplainable reason (except that it's fun for the plot). He hadn't consumed anything in half an hour.
GASPDOOOOOM. <3
Lumiere stopped flirting with a random woman trying to catch her plane adn watched the Naked Dance instead, clapping merrily. He ALMOST took of his clothes and joined in, but somehow he thought Akemi wouldn't approve.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 4:55:39 GMT -5
"You bet I wouldn't approve! Man, the nerve! How in the world do you think you can get away from me?" *Oops, he may take that differently than intended*
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 4:59:08 GMT -5
"Ah HAA!" Lumier smiled smugly. "Why would I WANT to get away! I KNEW you had feelings for me! Ha ha! Hear that Cogsworth? She LOVES me!"
Cogsworth turned to Lumiere, his eyes filled with longing and sorrow. "How can you be so happy when I am so miserable?"
Lumiere rolled his eyes. "What is it now?"
"Do you know how LONG it's been since I've had PUDDING???" ;_;
"Oh. THAT. Right." >.>
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 5:04:33 GMT -5
Akemi slapped Lumi. "Cogs...You're old."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 30, 2007 5:05:12 GMT -5
"...That was RANDOM."
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