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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 20:13:34 GMT -5
"you know, i cant hear you, but I know perfectly well what you came here for," I said irritated. "I can read minds, Cogs. Hello? Duh."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 20:16:26 GMT -5
Cogsworth stared. "No you can't!"
"Actually, she can," said Lumiere. "Tell me, Akemi, what does the master want that is SO SECRET that he told Cogsworth and not myself."
Cogsworth sighed. "All RIGHT, Lumiere. He wants a girl. Who will tuck him into bed *COUGHSUGGESTIVECOUGH* when Belle is not present. And things like that. A companion. Someone pretty basically."
After a short pause, Lumiere instantly said, "LET'S TAKE HIM AKEMI!!!!!" *then I can play with her on the ride home and when the master's not looking yey!*
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 20:18:55 GMT -5
I gasp, horrified. "Oh my fuking god no way ever!! Unless Neji or Gaara comes, I refuse to go! Or I'll carve you both up with my sword!"   "And you CANNOT 'PLAY' WITH ME, EVER AGAIN YOU PERVERTED FRENCHMAN!! GET DRUNK AND GET SCREWED!!!!!!" |
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 20:28:31 GMT -5
((oh em gee. you need to tone down your nutsing language, much?))
Anyway...
"But the master said we had to bring home a girl! You are PERFECT!" protested Lumiere. "It is only because I love you! You are sexy, beautiful, kind, sweet, sexy, tough, nice, sexy..."
"Come on, Lumiere, we can find someone else," Cogsworth tugged on his arm, waddling the other way. "How about that Sa-soo-kee I saw down the street? She's pretty."
"SASOOKEE IS A BOY YOU PERV!" cried Lumiere. *wow I never thought I'd call COGSWORTH a perv! This is my lucky day!*
"Oh." Cogsworth blushed in embarassment. "But Dave and Sasookee were making out..."
"Go into detail, please, my little clock!" cried Lumiere.
"Only if you let me have pudding the moment we get home!"
"Cogsworth, you need to stick to your diet--"
"No details for you then."
"Oh all right."
"As much pudding as I want?"
"Yes, Fatboy."
"Thank you, Frenchperv. Now, Sasookee and Dave were eye to eye and----
DOLPHINS ARE FLUFFY LALALALALALAAMRJOYYYYYYYYYYYY
"FASCINATING!" cried Lumiere.
((what you actually wanted to hear the details? you perv! you're worse than Lumiere!!!))
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 20:31:08 GMT -5
"I'll bet Sasuke thought Dave was serious and screwed him, thus cheating on Naruto."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 20:33:39 GMT -5
"CHEATING ON NARUTO? Did I hear her right?" gaped my little Coggie-kun. "But... wasn't Naruto... the little ramen-obsessed boy with me at the bar?" That morning, when he'd thought ramen was like pudding, seemed so far away... There was an awkward silence. "Dave just had a baby with teh bartender WTF?  " said Ino. ((bet you forgot she was there 8P)) |
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 20:49:42 GMT -5
"guys I cant go to France with you...I have Gaara-kun to love and Sasuke-kun to hate! Who's the beast, anyway?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 20:52:42 GMT -5
"Our master was a terrible beast four ten years when I was a candelabra and Cogsworth was an overgrown pockethingych," Lumiere explained. "Is there nothing you will keep secret from this girl?" complained Cogsworth. "If she is coming to live with us she needs to know." "She said she wasn't." "PLEASE Akemi-kun." Lumiere looked at her with sad eyes. "Back home I have only four raping options and five is such a nice number..." "Eww. You know I'm standing right here," said Ino crossly. "You two are worse than that sicko Dave." "....I'm right here too ya know." Dave rolled his eyes. "Please stop talking about sex. My BABY is in the room." ((TEH POCKEthingyCH!  )) |
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 20:55:01 GMT -5
"uhh...Akemi-KUN?? You mean Akemi-Chan....Chan is the version of endearment for GIRLS, Lumi. Kun is for boys. Learn japanese!
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 20:57:22 GMT -5
"My deepest apologies, Akemi-CHAN," Lumiere said.
"Uh excuse me Akemi are you my mommy?" asked Sasugay softly.
"No, I am, honey," said the bartender.
..........awkward silence.
"NOT ANOTHER BABY!" cried Ino.
Cogsworth slapped himself in the face. "Look, Lumiere, find your sex toy for the master and PLEASE let's leave this place. It's AWFUL... no pudding."
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 21:01:30 GMT -5
"uuhh...sex toy....? thats soooo wrong" (backs away slowishly) "GAARA HELP ME! OR NEJI EITHER ONE!! YOURE COMIN TA FRANCE, BOYS!!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 21:04:17 GMT -5
"Well, I guess we will need to buy three more plane tickets," said Lumiere. "Now, if I could find a laptop to buy the tickets in advance, we would save at least 15 minutes... and 15 percent on car insurance! " "What's a laptop?" asked Coggie-kun. "No idea," said Lumiere. "That pink-haired sexy girl with the huge forehead told me about it." "I think there's one behind the bar!" Giggling evilly, Cogsworth reached his pudgy arm behind the bar to grab a bottle of Sake... BUT THEY WERE ALL GONE DUN DUN DUN! The only thing there was baby Sasugay, hiccuping slightly... |
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 21:06:32 GMT -5
"Dude let me work the friggin laptop...you'll probably break it, and I getta keep it!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 21:09:59 GMT -5
"Well... I couldn't find a laptop, but..." Coggie cradled Sasugay in his arms. He glanced awkwardly around the room, not being overly fond of babies.
"Aw, he is so cute when he is drunk," cooed Lumiere.
Ino, the only normal one in the room, found a laptop at the table where Dave was sitting.
With a website called Bittersweet and Strange up. Ino glanced at it. The site was some sort of forum, and apparently Dave had an account on it. Currently two idiots named Cogsworth109 and GaarasGirl154 were asking if he was gay. SUCH idiots. They couldn't even figure it out themselves...
Ino minimized it and gave the laptop to Akemi.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 30, 2007 4:18:06 GMT -5
"You're retarded." Akemi grabbed the laptop and hit Ino. "Whore."
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" said Ino.
))