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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 14:44:16 GMT -5
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
"It's a FOOD," Cogsworth said crossly. "A thick sort of liquid. Like custard. You wouldn't happen to, er, have any would you?"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 14:56:29 GMT -5
"Custard...?" Okay, now I am officially freaked out at this dude's vocab.
((Get it? Cuz-turd? Like cousin turd!! Aaah! Not the thing to say on a Lilo and Stitch forum!))
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 14:57:12 GMT -5
"CUSTARD. You know. Custard." They still didn't get it. He sighed deeply. "Never mind. What's ramen?"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 14:58:22 GMT -5
"Uhhh....Liquid?" I look at Cogsworth like "Europeans...eat liquid. Ummm....Moving on, whos the guy back behind you?"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 14:59:44 GMT -5
Naruto popped up like nothing was wrong. "RameniswhatyoucallnoodlesexeptithasflavorandporkbitsinititisthefoodofGODS!!!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:00:41 GMT -5
Further down the path, Lumiere was flirting with Sakura. "That is Lumiere," said Cogsworth. "And I, er, just met him today. I don't know him. We CERTAINLY didn't come here together..." Lumiere turned from Sakura when he saw Ino (SHINO! ) walking by and started flirting with her instead, proclaiming loudly that Sakura's forehead was too big. Sakura rolled her eyes and stalked off to kill him.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:00:52 GMT -5
"Ramen is noodles....thats what I think he's trying to say, anyway." You lean in towards them. "He's addicted," you whisper.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:02:09 GMT -5
"oh, I think I have a book to recommend to him..." I smile evilly, taking out my copy of Make-Out Paradise.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:04:43 GMT -5
((you should have given my Kakashi's porn book D:)) "No, no!" Cogsworth protested. "You're a girl! He'll think you're attractive or something! Or worse, come here and socialize with us."
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:06:29 GMT -5
((this is Kashi's porn book, fool!!"))
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:07:07 GMT -5
((oh 8P sorry))
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:08:49 GMT -5
I walk over to the perv, hand him 'Kashi's porn and smile. "Enjoy!" (I'm wearing revealing clothes!! Lumie= )
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:09:58 GMT -5
Lumiere gaped, instantly forgetting Ino standing beside him. "Bonjour, mademoiselle! Do you have plans for tonight?" He flipped through the porn book chuckling fondly at the naked photos. He smiled at the newcomer. "Thank you!" Cogsworth rolled his eyes. ((I love being Lumiere 8P))
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:13:27 GMT -5
I gasp and slap the pervert across the face--hard. "I'm taken! My boyfriend is a Psychotic killer that only cares about me! Be careful who you molest, you pervert! Read the book, but not my body!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:15:54 GMT -5
"But mademoiselle, you are so beautiful! Just because you have a boyfriend does not mean we cannot see eachother..." Lumiere smiled flirtaciously. Cogsworth moaned and turned to Naruto. "If ramen is the closest thing you have to pudding, take me to the ramen. I can't watch this any longer."
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