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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:16:15 GMT -5
I smile. *That should take care of that.*  I tease Lumie with the book and play around, putting it where he can't reach it and such. |
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:21:04 GMT -5
"MINE! MY BOOK!" cried Lumiere, running to grab it. "MY PORN BOOK! GIVE THAT BACK YOU SMEXY URCHIN!"
Cogsworth glared at Naruto. "Yes. Come on, let's GO. NOW."
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:21:45 GMT -5
I gasp in shock again. "Do you WANT to be hurt, you perv?" I slap him again--hard, but not as ahrd as before. "And how DARE you call me smexy!" you blush and add just loud enough for him to hear, "Not like your taste in women is bad or anything." I sigh and slap him one more time for fun.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:22:50 GMT -5
"No! I merely want the book. And your affections."
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:25:47 GMT -5
I laugh. "Like I said, your taste in women is superb, Monsieur, but I simply have to tease you. You're kinda cute when you're angry, Monsieur."
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:27:50 GMT -5
"Why thank you," said Lumiere, clearly flattered. "I see you know a little French? Come with me, your pyscotic killer boyfriend will never know," he coaxed.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:37:12 GMT -5
"Ookaay...yeah. I MEAN NO!! That came out so wrong! No no no no no....Hey, how old are you....stop it you idiot!!" you hit yourself. "You love Gaara and/or Neji!! AAH only Gaara! but then i couldnt make out with Neji...oh, SHIT."  |
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:40:07 GMT -5
Clearly hurt, Lumiere sighed. "I am twenty-six. But I have been that way for ten years...."
Awkard silence......
"But age does not matter, does it?" he said quickly.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:44:15 GMT -5
I think for a moment. "I guess not...AAHHH!! what am I saying?!" I grab Ino and yell "HELP ME YOU DUMB BLONDE!!" she inches away slowly... "YOU!! DONT TRY TO ESCAPE!!" I snatch at her, but when my back is turned, Lumie thinks of a plan...
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:46:22 GMT -5
I sense the thoughts of pervertedness bubbling up. "Hey!! I know what you're thinking, Buddy, and think of it no more! This ass is for Gaara/Neji only!!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:50:50 GMT -5
((dumb blondes? but everyone knows coocnuts are far dumber 8P))
Ino was all O___O.
Cogsworth dragged Naruto off, sheilding his (own) eyes.
Lumiere, still in shock, smiled maliciously. "It is too bad you have such a thing for Gaara, mademoiselle... because a handsome young man named Sasuke ((he pronounced it Sa-soo-kee)) told me that he and Gaara were seeing eachother... as for Neji, isn't he YOUR boyfriend?" Lumiere asked Ino.
"What the...? NO WAY YOU PERV!" cried Ino.
"Protesting too much only proves you are guilty," said Lumiere.
((the worst part is, I'm totally keeping him in character))
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 15:56:52 GMT -5
"Hah! Gaara-kun wants to kill--WTFG DID YOU SAY?" I run over to Lumie and hold him up by the shirt collar. "You better be telling the truth, bub, cuz if you arent, you're gonna have one nasty, angry, evil-minded, weapon-wielding female ninja on your hands!!" You glare at Ino. "And btw, Neji LOATHES you, you evil whore!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 15:59:45 GMT -5
*ooooh dear* though Lumi.
"Uh, well, I might have my facts wrong, but I am pretty sure Sa-soo-kee and Gaara are--"
"Little liar," hissed Ino.
"Well, then," said the scared Lumiere, "who wants to hear, uh, a story?"
((christie are you gonna start being Naruto again? cause Coggie dragged him off to try ramen and that part would be really funny. we could do the Lumi & OC thing and the Coggie & ramnen thing at the same time...))
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 16:00:24 GMT -5
okay!
At Ichiraku....
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 16:02:05 GMT -5
Cogsworth ordered a dish of ramen. "How am I supposed to EAT this junk?" he asked Naruto, disappointed that it wasn't at all like pudding.
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I tease Lumie with the book and play around, putting it where he can't reach it and such.
