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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 18:44:21 GMT -5
"Hah! Some muscle there, Cogs."
I look outside. "Oh, crap. Gaara's fighting the Frenchie." I speed out of the ramen shop and say to Gaara-kun, "Hey Gaara-kun. I can handle this guy, okay? Anyway, I've done it before." I kick Lumi's nuts, punch his stomach, and slap his face. But after I'm done, I blow him a kiss, just for laughs. But I think he took it the wrong way...
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 18:46:54 GMT -5
"Ah, Akemi! I knew it!" cried Lumiere. "You were merely trying to make Gaara believe you did not have feelings for me! You made it extremely realistic, no?" He chuckled weakly and blew her a kiss back.
Meanwhile, Coggie flexed his "muscles" to a disgusted Naruto...... while he drank more sake!!!!1!!!!one!!!!!
((BTW this is like his tenth... bottle. No not glass. BOTTLE.))
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 18:51:32 GMT -5
((beep I just checked... Dave's not online >.>))
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 18:52:37 GMT -5
I blush, then hit Lumi again. "Frenchperv." Neji walks out of the shop, looking for me. I blush so badly red I look like a fruit. "H-hi there, N-neji-kun..." Lumi is like  *So, she likes him, as well, yeah?* ((dei-dei-kun type of speak, un!!thats right, yeah.)) |
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 18:55:50 GMT -5
((hey no being my character >.>))
"Bonjour, Neji-kun," said Lumiere. "Your girlfriend is very popular with the men. First you, then that Gaara fellow, and now moi! Of course, she loves moi the best," he said, not modestly.
"Noshelovesmeeee!" cried Cogsworth.
Everyone stared.
"ShelovesmecantyoutellomigodofcourseshedoesbecauseIrulelikeDaveandsodoessake!" Cogsworth happily said, brandishing his bottle of sake.
"I do not know him," said Lumiere.
((read what Coggie says. private-joke-hiding-in-drunk-speak-ness))
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 19:00:29 GMT -5
"Neji, do you know this guy?" I say, pointing to Lumi. "I have no idea who in the world he is!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 19:04:26 GMT -5
*well now, two can play this game* "Of course you know me, Akemi-pooh," cooed Lumiere. "She has been going out with me for almost a year now, haven't you?"
"So you do know her? I'm CONFUSED!" moaned a random ninja I brought in for no reason.
"I know her, yes." Lumiere winked playfully at Akemi.
"IKNOWHERTOO!" Cogsworth added.
"No, none of us know HIM," Lumi told the random ninja, pointing at Coggie.
Everyone agreed.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 19:05:51 GMT -5
"YOU!!" I point to Lumi. "YOU ARE THE SPAWN OF THE f**kING DEVIL!! GO SCREW JESUS YOU ASS HOLE!!!!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 19:09:45 GMT -5
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD "Iagreehewasnevernicetomeeee," moaned Coggie. Random Ninja looked at Lumiere for help understanding the situation. Lumiere avoided his eyes. "I thought you liked me, Akemi," he said sadly. "You blew me kisses and offered to go to the theater with me..." He sighed. "Oh well. Guess I will have have to catch an early plane back to France and make out with Babette instead." Random Ninja, laughed. "You can't go a night without kissing someone, eh, Lumi?" "Twopeople," Cogsworth explained. "Hekissed Angelique thismorning." ((Random Ninja needs a name. I know!  Let's call him Dave! Such an original name huh?)) |
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 19:10:55 GMT -5
"no, dont leave...I wanna screw you!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 19:12:19 GMT -5
"You want to screw me?" asked Cogsworth softly. "Why?"
"I think she meant Lumiere," said Dave.
"I am touched!" cried Lumiere happily. "The most beautiful girl in Konaha wants to rape me! How WONDERFUL! X3"
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 19:14:10 GMT -5
"Agh!! OMFG I did not say that!!!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 19:17:01 GMT -5
"Yes you diiiiid," said Lumiere. "Come to Lumiere. You know you want me. You know I'm HOT!"
"Ha ha," said Cogsworth dully. "Please spare me the bad puns."
"Puns?" asked Dave.
"He was a candelabra for ten years!" blabbed the adorable but drunk OFU.
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Post by IGGY on Sept 29, 2007 19:18:48 GMT -5
Just then, Jiraiya was walking down the road. "Hey! Lumi! It's the author of your porn! Go rape HIM, for god's sake!!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Sept 29, 2007 19:21:34 GMT -5
"OMIGOD HE'S SO HAWT!" cried Dave. Everyone stared. "I meant, uh, SHE'S so hot!" he pointed frantically at the first girl he saw. Who was Dedira standing down the street.
Needless to say, Dedira was not flattered.
Lumiere ran up to Jiraiya. "Bonjour, Monsieur! I am Lumiere, and I must say I am a HUGE fan of your book." He shook Jiraiya's hand exctatically.
"Even sober, Lumiere acts more drunk than Cogsworth," observed Dave.
"ForthelasttimeI'mnotdrunk!" said Cogsworth. He hiccuped three times and then toppled off the barstool and onto the floor.
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*So, she likes him, as well, yeah?* 
Let's call him Dave! Such an original name huh?))