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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jun 6, 2008 9:51:38 GMT -5
"Okay." Sasugay sat silently for a minute before poking Rod on the shoulder. "Mom! Mom! Mommee! Mum! Rod! Rod! Mom! Mummie! Mama! Mo--"
"WAT?" cried Rod, turning to face his adopted son in all his gay fury.
"Hi," said Sasugay, laughing evilly.
*--*--*
"Oh." Emiko's face fell. "Okay. Bye then."
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"Akemi!" Shika grabbed her arm and pulled it in the other direction. "Um, our house is that way, remember?" He was seriously worried about her now.
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[BigBoobs32 has entered chatroom]
Big-Boobs-32: Hello? anyone online?
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Post by IGGY on Jun 6, 2008 9:54:56 GMT -5
Suki rubbed her temples in unlimited frustration. "HOW Rod handles him, I have NO idea...."
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Lee nodded. "Okay."
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Akemi looked at him, then said blankly. "My house--apartment--is down THIS street."
--*--
[Gaara has entered chatroom]
Gaara: Hi!
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jun 6, 2008 9:59:43 GMT -5
Sasugay smiled innocently. "Dad? Mom?"
"Yes?" they chorused gaily.
"Can I rape Bakiri again?"
"Yes! Sure, son!" said Dave.
Rod glared wildly at him and cried, "NO!"
"...wait, AGAIN?" asked Princeton, horrified.
Bakiri nodded gloomily.
~*~
Shika frowned. "Akemi... OUR house is THAT way. We've lived there for four years now, remember?"
~*~
Big-Boobs-32: Gaara! I'm so glad you're online! I missed you... *hugs*
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Post by IGGY on Jun 6, 2008 10:01:47 GMT -5
Gaara: M-me too! *Hugs back* how's life?
--*--
Suki gasped and yelled, "You WHAT?!" She had a huge nosebleed. She grabbed Princeton's arm.
--*--
Akemi stated, "I've NEVER lived with ANYone before, Nara, why would I live with YOU!?"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jun 6, 2008 10:07:11 GMT -5
Big-Boobs-32: Life is good. You know how I told you about that maitre'd I was in love with a few years back? Well, he and the perpetually-drunk head butler left a few weeks ago for Japan... it's A LOT quieter now. It's nice.
--*--
"I raped him." Sasugay shrugged. "No biggie."
Rod stuttured aimlessly for a minute, then, against his better judgement, turned out the window and ignored them. *Ugh, sometimes I am embarrassed to even know them...*
--*--
"BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIKKIN' WIFE!"
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Post by IGGY on Jun 6, 2008 10:09:10 GMT -5
Akemi blinked.
"Are you HIGH?"
--*--
Suki squeaked, "H-hai--IT IS TOO a biggie!"
--*--
Gaara: oh. cool.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Jun 6, 2008 10:15:20 GMT -5
Shika's eyes boggled. "N-no! I never get high, it's you who..." He moaned and looked at the sky. "Cloud 7?! What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
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"No, it's not," said Sasugay camly. "I mean, I've done it a million times before at preschool."
Rod moaned softly and shoved his pink iPod nano's headphones into his ears, Broadway musicals drowning out his son's words.
--*--
Big-Boobs-32: Yep! So... you wanna write a lemon or something?
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Post by IGGY on Aug 7, 2008 17:07:28 GMT -5
Suki gripped Princeton's arm tightly and said, "It's WRONG!"
--*--
Akemi put up a hand. "I'm going HOME."
--*--
Gaara: Sure.
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Aug 7, 2008 17:10:18 GMT -5
Big-Boobs-32: So... I'll start.
A very sexy lady named Babette was walking down the road looking for a mate...
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Shika's eyes welled up in tears but he tried to ignore them. "F-fine. You don't have to be a jerk about it, you know; you could just SAY you wanted a divorce and then... and then..." Words failed him as he hurried home.
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"I know; I'm trying to ignore it," muttered Princeton through clenched teeth.
Sasugay scowled at Suki. "I know what this is about... anti-gay prejiduce! God, people, open your minds and just let us gays be, please!"
Bakiri shook his head, still too mortified to say a word.
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Post by IGGY on Aug 7, 2008 17:11:42 GMT -5
Akemi looked back. "I wonder what's up w/ him?"
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Suki blushed. "Being gay is no crime, no wrong to any person! But raping another human being is inexcusible and disgusting! It's a horrible felony!"
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Post by bodie the almighty and awesome on Aug 7, 2008 17:13:21 GMT -5
"He wanted to too," muttered Sausgay.
Bakiri's eyes grew wide and he shook his head like mad, but... deep down...
...he had sort of liked it...
--*--
Shika ran inside and threw himself onto his bed--the one that he had once shared with Akemi. "Bakiri?" he called miserably, his voice muffled by his pillow.
No one answered.
He lazily pick his head up and said a bit louder, "Kiri?"
But no one came...
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